Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Headshot]

The vending machine falls on you and you die.

*Headshot inserts poster board

[Ad Bot]

[fred da kiko]

The vending machine falls on you and you die.

*Headshot inserts poster board

HA, THE VENDING MACHINE EXPLODED!

[Headshot]

HA, THE VENDING MACHINE EXPLODED!

The vending machine appears in front of you and spews out multiple artillery shells.

*I insert an ATV

[Coulmbai]

You won a coke! And a broken vending machine because you hit it with a ATV

**Coulmbai Inserts a dollar

[fred da kiko]

You won a coke! And a broken vending machine because you hit it with a ATV

**Coulmbai Inserts a dollar

nothing happens

** insets a giant carrot shaped like a saw wrapped in barbed wire.

[deadpossom]

You get Rainbow Dash! 

*DeadPossom inserts the forum.

[Trogtor]

Bloody ass hole falls out

*Trogtor inserts "Your mammy"

[pecon7]

You receive "Your daddy"

* pecon7 inserts 1$

[Nikki]

You receive a dollar with Barack Obama's head on the bill.

I insert a Pokemon card

[LegendZ]

You get a Yu-Gi-Oh(?) card.

* LegendZ inserts a priceless diamond

[SWAT One]

You get a 5¢ refund.

* SWAT One inserts can of paint.

[LegendZ]

You get the priceless diamond, except it doesn't look like one since it got painted all over with that can of paint.

* LegendZ inserts SWAT One

[Trymos]

You get a card.
*You read it and it says: You have obtained level 6 wanted level. You will face death row when the police arrest you*

Trymos inserts a spare meteorite sword.

[Brickarms]

you get a broken napkin
i insert a C++ Book for dummies

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I get a problem with my computer because loving Windows won't find all of these files to compile a loving LINE OF CODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I insert my rage.