Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TristanLuigi]

You got Vinny's fakey fake love tape!
I insert a perfectly generic object.
I just lost 3 build grist ;C

[Ad Bot]

[oleg662]

You recieve a unborn alien fetus that you will later name Cassidy.



I insert my tongue.

[TristanLuigi]

You recieve a unborn alien fetus that you will later name Cassidy.

I insert my tongue.

You recieve a tongue peircing that is useless for you since you don't have a tongue
I name the unborn alien fetus Mike. I then kill it because I have no use for it.
*inserts dead corpse into machine*

[oleg662]

You recieve Jesus, followed by a bunch of angry Christians.

I insert a bunch of Angry Christians.

[TristanLuigi]

You recieve Jesus, followed by a bunch of angry Christians.

I insert a bunch of Angry Christians.

You get Jesus back, but because Jesus never went in they see eachother and explode via time paradox.
I insert the paradox ghost imprint.

[hankyje]

You get a facekick from chuck norris

I insert my ass.

[Blockster20080]

You get a lit stick of Dynamite!
(Inserts match)

[Snow2]

You get another match!

I insert the world

[Mr Man]

you get the moon

I insert a sausage link

[Lesrock]

You get a link of bratwurst.

I insert a potato.

[pecon98]

You get PotatDOS.

* pecon98 inserts a graphing calculator

[hankyje]

You get a banana

*hankyje inserts one researcho

[pie man]

Gay research comes out

*Pie man inserts $5

[Gojira]

You get $5.

* Gojira inserts a pony

[Mega-Bear]

You recieve a stallion, the only acceptable form of horse.

I insert a guitar.