Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Narkro555]

You get Skip

I insert the OP

[Ad Bot]

[Nexus]

You get Skip

I insert the OP

You get this thread

I insert a credit card with no spending limit.

[Shadowed999]

You get a credit  bill with no end

* Shadowed999 inserts disk 3

[Skorpion]

You get Disk 4

Skorpion inserts Disk 5

[.:FancyPants:.]

You must re-insert from disc 1 to 5 again, ERROR.

I insert smashed up pieces of keyboard that I ruthlessly BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF on my desk.

[Supersylox]

You get the keyboard thrown back out at you

I insert my level 60 Night Elf Hunter

[Donro98]

 You get a lvl 1 Dwarf hunter.
 
 I insert 3 fedoras.

[Sario]

You get a banana

I insert the sun

[Donro98]

You get nuclear waste sprayed on you.

 I insert my cat.

[Crown2]

You get nuclear waste sprayed on you.

 I insert my cat.

I dont want a cat

[Donro98]

You get nothing.
I insert a barrel of nuclear waste.

[S7]

You get ham.
I insert K.G.B.

[Mr Man]

You get a pistol with no ammo.

I insert the moon.

[Skorpion]

You get a half moon
I insert a thermonuclear weapon that explodes upon being dispenced

[Mr Man]

The machine defuses it before it can detonate

I insert a noob