Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SWAT One]

You get an overused and annoying meme.

* SWAT One inserts a quarter.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get a penny.

* ShadowYoshi294 puts an iPhone 2 in

[Mr Man]

You get a broken Mac.

I insert a black hole.

[FireFish]

You get sucked in and die.
I insert air.

[SWAT One]

You get used lingerie.

* SWAT One inserts a giraffe.

[Mr Man]

You get an angry rhino.

I insert a diaper.

[lilpappaknox]

You get the diaper glues to your face

I insert Pablo Flakes

[Brickmaster]

You get dandruff flakes

* Brickmaster inserts a toy car.

[morningstar]

You get a real car, which crushes you with its enormousness on its way out. 

*Morningstar inserts 1 dollar.   

[Zloff]

You get a raging homoloveual

*Zloff inserts zebra stripes

[tkepahama]

You get Zebra Stripes backwards.

*tkepahama inserts Brickmaster's real car that crushed him.

[Decepticon]

You get black metal.

I insert Adolf Riddler

[SWAT One]

You get Josef Stalin.

* SWAT One inserts Fidel Castro.

[blocklandiansprofile]

You get nothing
*Blocklandiansprofile inserts one fake coin.

[Planr]

You get a chocolate coin

...the chocolate turns out to be rat droppings

*Planr inserts a vending machine