Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[HellHound]

You get more red text

I insert a two liter of Coca Cola and a lipstick tube.

[Ad Bot]

[joe411]

You get nothing! You lose! good day, sir!

* joe411 puts in his spinal cord.

[HellHound]

You get a broken spine


I put in three lipstick tubes and 8 liters of shampoo

[Eluxsam]

You get a fleshlight.

* Eluxsam inserts the internet

[Axolotl]

You get a free web domain of any name that ends with .co.ck

* Axolotl inserts Rykuta

[HellHound]

You get a thing.

I insert five gallons of oxygen

[Tonkka]

You get five Liters of carbon dioxide

* Tonkka inserts everyone who misspells his name

[HellHound]

You get a Tonka Truck.

I insert a Hot Wheels car.

[Axolotl]

You get a riced 90's Honda Civic. The asian driver also comes free with the package!

* Axolotl inserts Hoovy.

[HellHound]

You get minigun.


I insert doge & cat

[Axolotl]

You get a horsestuff sandwich.

* Axolotl inserts Nullable again.

[a mechanic]

you get a  back

i insert a suitcase full of epipens

[Lamebro1]

You get a fleshlight

I insert a girl's boobs.

[Axolotl]

You get a man's ass.

* Axolotl inserts nitroglycerin.

[Bomb Kirby]

you get an apple pie.

Bomb Kirby inserts a napkin, a $2 bill, New Super Mario Bros., a fan, a TV, 17 cents, a cookie, and a