Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Plastiware]

ShadowYoshi294 does not get anything, because he is now trapped inside the vending machine's absurdly spacious coin box.  However, he did cause it to dispense a can of ShadowYoshi Juice.

* Plastiware inserts an entire 24-pack of soda, which he bought for just $7, one can at a time. *

[Ad Bot]

[BlockoCrafter]

You get lectured for trying to do something only possible in Soviet Russia.
I insert Soviet Russia.

[Grassy]

You then get America

* Grassy inserts left hook*

[AromaniaFTW]

you get a broken hand because you're skinny and white in this world

* Gumba Jonny inserts two JFK 50 cent coins.

[Linkusofepica]

You get a rifle.
I insert 500 gald.

[Nonnel]

You go bald.
I insert a Dr. Pepper.

[TheKid]

You get Dr. Salt.
I insert a suit.

[Plastiware]

You get a Spy.

* Plastiware inserts his snake. *

[Sentry]

You get a fleshlight.
>Inserts tea.

[Nonnel]

You get a sandwich bag.

I insert Oreo's.

[Linkusofepica]

You get gay love
You get coffee
You get milk
>Inserts my steam username in russian ☆паскаль

[Redconer]

You get the Spurr

I insert eggly chicken boners

[Mounds Bar]

You get an omelet.

I put in a vending machine.

[Maxwell23461]

You get

I put coffee in the vending machine.

[Nonnel]

You get a really bad burn.

I insert the Easter bunny.