Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Runeth]

You get 1€
*inserts pen0r

[Ad Bot]

[FF]

The hatch slams shut and your pen0r is gone.

I insert a trojan horse. Not the virus. The big wooden one.

[Otis Da HousKat]

You get a used condom.

* Otis Da HousKat inserts socks.

[Nickpurplepimp]

The machine wont take em you get nothing

<nick inserts one dolla

[black knight]

a monkey pops out the top and presses buttons and gets a banana and goes back in

black knight inserts a tiem bomb the shape of a quarter

[oromis]

the machine eats it, explodes, and gives you a mini version of the BLVM

Oromis inserts oromis's left ball

[Otis Da HousKat]

You get a brutal squishing noise.

* Otis Da HousKat inserts the /me command. Seriously, use it jerks.

[Toadzard]

You get a book titled "Forum commands you didn't know about"

* Toadzard  inserts a "The Matrix" DVD

[oromis]

A slow motion bullet comes out with small rings that exaggerate the slowness of it. The bullet is headed towards Toadzards head.

*Oromis inserts his remaining ball(the right 1) and mumbles something about a plastic left ball

[MegaScience]

The machine spews blood out the prize slot for 5 hours straight.

* MegaScience inserts his arm and tries to grab for the gun *

[Pheonïx GoldenBrick]

The machine spews blood out the prize slot for 5 hours straight.

* MegaScience inserts his arm and tries to grab for the gun *

*Walks up, Punches Mega out*

[MegaScience]

The machine spews blood out the prize slot for 5 hours straight.

* MegaScience inserts his arm and tries to grab for the gun *

[mike1337]

Your hand gets stuck in the machine.

mike1337 inserts a 

[Sheezy]

You get aids

* Sheezy inserts a whale snake

[Socko]

You get a crushed whale snake.

*Socko inserts the crushed whale snake