Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Crysist]

You get a puppy dog holding a biscuit.

*G12345389 inserts a fragment of a crushed whale snake

[Ad Bot]

[Miga]

You get another immature kid who thinks that saying stuff about snakees is funny. (Aka you)

* Miga inserts the LHC

[General Nick]

You get a calculator dividing by zer- OSHT

* Gen. Nick inserts his copy of SPORE, even though he digitally downloaded it.[/me

[MegaScience]

You get random digital male body parts.

* MegaScience inserts his laughter at above *

[DrMobius]

You get a free pass to the donkey show.
*Inserts 1/0.*

[MegaScience]

Nothing happens.

* MegaScience inserts a 25 cent coin *

[mike1337]

You'll get a cookie.

* mike1337 inserts a destroyed car *

[MegaScience]

A muffler flies out at high speed and kills you.

* MegaScience inserts the blood of 60 orphans *

[Toadzard]

The monster with eyes in his palms from the movie Pan's Labyrinth comes out.

* Toadzard inserts Bret's camera phone.

[Nepthan]

The monster with eyes in his palms from the movie Pan's Labyrinth comes out.

* Toadzard inserts Bret's camera phone.

You get some film.

* Nepthan inserts a r0f|(0p73r

[Eric555]

*eric555 puts in a  *
gets retail Blockland in 2 weeks and the numa numa song

[Valen]

*eric555 puts in a  *
gets retail Blockland in 2 weeks and the numa numa song

You get YOur doing it wrong.

VaLeN inserts one Dollar.

[Hugums]

The vending machine slaps you

*Hugums inserts a dollar in pennies

[Hectic]

Gets a False doller 
puts in a false doller cops come and ereast him but the stupid cop put a doller in

[Hired gun]

puts dollar in nothing comes out. Kicks vending machine and gets all the prizes.