Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[ßlöükfáce]

The machine kills you because 0 means no you don't exist

Inserted

[Ad Bot]

[Niff]

You get Mega buster


I insert a blue robot

[GregtheMajor5748]

A spy sneaked up and sapped the robot.

I left a Wii U Deluxe for the next person and inserts the head of a guy named Louis Bevans.

[ßlöükfáce]

You get the head of a person named Snaveb Sioul

Inserts this post

[Niff]

Go to jail for 1st degree murder

I insert a blue bomer

[RaR]

you get an expired mountain dew

I insert an old power supply.

[GregtheMajor5748]

The power supply went off and then exploded when you tried to put this somewhere.

I insert a kamikaze.

[hodototman]

you get shot by fbi

*inserts Viagra pill*

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got richard cancer and died.

Has love with the machine

[RaR]

An onlooking feminist rants about oppression before reporting you to the police for rape.

I insert 2 porcelain cups.

[Niff]

The cups break for some reason

I insert the answer to life, the universe, and everything

[GregtheMajor5748]

You earned a Nobel Prize.

I insert -OUT OF IDEAS. PLEASE STAND BY-

[ßlöükfáce]

You get no ideas in return

Inserts my brother

[awesomebread]

 You get a sister

I insert a nickel

[The Subject]

You get Thomas Jefferson.

I insert a pillow-pet.