Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[jarelash]

You get vodka

I insert my hand

[Ad Bot]

[childofdarkness016]

You receive your hand. You then noticed it is detached from you.

I insert $1.50.

[pefu19]

You get a 1x1F brick.
I insert my snake $1

[jarelash]

You get a 1/2x1f brick

I insert my detached hand

[Zanaran2]

You get a detached foot.

I insert unfiltered Comic Sans.

[Duhman115]

The machine gave you an IDW Comic book.

I give the machine a Coca Cola Can.

[BluetoothBoy]

You get the universe, imploded, which creates a paradox because you're in the universe, which doesn't explain at all how I am typing this message HALP.

OT: I insert myself like Steve from Blue's Clues inserts himself into paintings on his wall.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You get Super Mario 64.

I insert THE DARK SECRET ABOUT MONSTER DRINKS    V  V  V

http://www.tydknow.com/one-thing-you-didnt-know-about-monster-energy-drink/

[Linkusofepica]

You get a stuffty drink.

I insert gregthemajor5748

[Aware]

You get an annoying song stuck in your head that plays over and over.

I insert my computer

[GregtheMajor5748]

You get your computer downgraded/upgraded to Vista

* I insert an old  I had

[Nevermind]

You get an NES. Yay, but it doesn't work.

I insert my snake. I'm stuck.

[GregtheMajor5748]

An onlooking feminist rants about oppression before reporting you to the police for rape.

* I insert a fireplace then throws all of JB's songs in there so that they burn in the fireplace

killed it again....

[Darkmario765]

You get twice as much Justin Beiber CD's with a Burnt and Broken Fireplace

I insert a Popcorn Bucket from Wesco

[GregtheMajor5748]

You recieved just corn. Corny research.

* I insert a dirt block and a dead bush from Minecraft