Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[HellHound]

The vending machine emits a loud beep and shoots the key out of the change slot at 50% the speed of light into your eye.

I insert $1.25

[Ad Bot]

[ßlöükfáce]

You get a shamrock farms FAT-FREE MILK

Poots dispenser in machine

[Mr.007]

You get tree fitty


I insert 

[TristanLuigi]

You get some repulsive

I insert the object to your left.

[childofdarkness016]

You receive the object to your right.

I insert the below poster.

[Mr.007]

You get me
I insert the letter J

[TristanLuigi]

You get the letter K. 3 of them.
I insert the above poster.

[jarelash]

You get the below poster.

I insert a nothing

[childofdarkness016]

You get me!

Everyone also gets me!

Also, I put myself in.

[Zanaran2]

You come out reincarnated as a small Chinese child.

I insert a small Chinese sweatshop worker child.

[HellHound]

You get a pair of shoes.

I insert a 12 gauge shell.

[GregtheMajor5748]

The machine grows an arm to hold a 12 gauge shotgun and shoots your head.

* I insert the above AND below poster along with Japanese hentai.

[Zanaran2]

You caused a dimensional rift. Way to go, starfish.

I insert the epitome of unfunniness

[BlockoCrafter]

You get Dane Cook.

I shoot the blue-colored portal into the coin slot.

[HellHound]

The vending machine is not a portalable surface, sorry.

I insert my hand into the vending machine.