Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[bob12378]

you get a shriveled gabe newell
I insert a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

[Ad Bot]

[Zanaran2]

You get
ANOTHER
loving
STRANGE
stuffTY
ITEM.
I insert my old NES.

[xSetrox]

You get an automatic cartridge blower.
I insert a panda

[The Subject]

You get a Panda Express.

I insert $1.

[TristanLuigi]

I see a rift open in the Vending Dimension and quickly take the dollar and give you nothing. While I have the chance, I fly back out of the rift and is spat out of the machine.

I insert this thread.

[childofdarkness016]

You get a spool of thread.

I insert my MIDI keyboard.

[Zanaran2]

Your ears get blasted by really loud V⁷ chords and you go deaf.
I insert TristanLuigi.

[Muslim]

* ShadowYoshi294 gets a Magikarp.
* Muslim inserts flight American 11

[Niff]

You get a plane crash

I insert everything people have inserted before

[The Resonte!]

you get the people who inserted the things they inserted before

congratulations you now have 2 times the forumers

I insert the vending machine

[Quote Story]

You get the vending machine.

I insert a coin.

[Zanaran2]

You start playing Custer's Revenge.

I insert some delicious 

[Cool Boi]

You get an empty glass
I insert a 

[TristanLuigi]

You start playing Custer's Revenge.

I insert some delicious 

You get some repulsive

You get an empty glass
I insert a 

You get a happy panda!
I insert

[Zanaran2]

You get some repulsive
You get a happy panda!
I insert

It did nothing. You run over to your printer to find that it's printing money.
$100 bills to be exact.

I insert my mouse.