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You get three dead bodies.I insert Dr. Strangelove
You get crushed bomb powder!(Spice up your food with a kick that will make your tastebuds go BOOM)* Darksaber2213 inserts a 5 pack of small mint flavored toothpicks
You get a pile of gears, contorted metal, scrap, and a rusted piece of metal fibers that look like a figurative heart.I insert SCP-682.
Spoons are everywhere*I insert a vending machine into the vending machine
* Darksaber2213 inserts the button
Ham comes out.You put in $1.
the vending machine duplicates the 1 dollar and puts it into the money tank*Káótrém² inserts the sun into the vending machine
The vending machine spits out a mars bar*Super Cookie inserts a prostitute into the vending machine