Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[C00LGIRL]

The vending machine explodes

*Káótrém² inserts a hydrogen atom

The vending machine spits out a helium atom

*Super Cookie inserts a fake $5 note

[Ad Bot]

[Crispy_]

you get a fake bottle of soda (it's all plastic)

i insert a fedora

[C00LGIRL]

you get a fake bottle of soda (it's all plastic)

i insert a fedora

You get rejected
Super Cookie inserts a BL key

[Pngu12970]

You get rejected
Super Cookie inserts a BL key

The vending machine shoots a fist at you knocking you back into the wall
Káótrém² inserts a coin on a string and then fishes it out because the string was attached to his finger

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Pngu12970 was going to get something awesome, but it turns out that it was attached to a string as well.
* ShadowYoshi294 inserts Xerneas, Zygarde, his copy of Pokemon X, and Champion [SPOILERS]

[Georges]

...and gets a million dollars.

I insert a broken flashlight.

[16-Bit]

You get a broken fleshlight
I insert a ninja

[Pngu12970]

You get a broken fleshlight
I insert a ninja

you get a kick in the face
i insert 3000 copies of skyrim

[Pngu12970]

come on guys what do i get?

[C00LGIRL]

you get a kick in the face
i insert 3000 copies of skyrim

Only 1 copy comes out

I insert a fart

[Pngu12970]

Only 1 copy comes out

I insert a fart

you get a fart in a bottle

I insert a house

[C00LGIRL]

you get a fart in a bottle

I insert a house

I get a mansion the size of the world

I insert my brother (Kaotrem)

[Pngu12970]

I get a mansion the size of the world

I insert my brother (Kaotrem)

i come out of the vending machine

i implode the vending machine while inserting a black hole

[LagoomSack]

YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

*LagoomSack puts in $1.50

[Fennis]

Lube.

*Inserts lube