Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Wink]

You get a

*inserts into the machine a             *

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

You get  . What, do you expect a legitimate item to return? Besides, Icecream has gotta be the most underused emote.

I insert emote spam.

[Champion]

you get a ban

* Champion inserts a ps2

[Dragonslayer182]

You get an underpowered system

*Inserts  *

[ßlöükfáce]

You get a Philips CD-i

I insert the CD-i

[Zanaran2]

The machine spits one of the games back at you at light speed, aiming right for your jugular vein. The machine doesn't take that stuff.

* Zanaran2 HEUGHS into the vending machine.

[Scaredhappyguy]

You get killed.

* Scaredhappyguy inserts the telly

[Aperture Science]

You get a computer instead.

* Aperture Science inserts a disc of the game Portal

[Scaredhappyguy]

You get GLaDOS

* Scaredhappyguy inserts hodot's avatar

[Scaredhappyguy]

You get BL Forums: The video game

* Scaredhappyguy inserts a 

[Pie Crust]

You get zero forgets.

* Pie Crust inserts Eliptates

[Scaredhappyguy]

You get bedspat

* Scaredhappyguy inserts OP

[Dre5567]

You get a message saying:
Quit loving hogging the thread.

* Dre5567 inserts old granola

[HellHound]

You get an old lady named "Ola"

I insert a 12 gauge shotgun.

[Pie Crust]

You get killing sprees.

* Pie Crust inserts Rocky