Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TheBlueHobo]

You get a big fat ban

thebluehobo inserts the forums

[Ad Bot]

[GEN.Fire Bird]

The vending machine is displeased and pushes it back out.

I insert Steam.

[the hacker]

The machine spits out Origin.

I insert Games for Windows Live.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

You get an "Offer Expired" ticket.

I insert the known universe.

[Bolt the thunderhog]

You get heaven

I enter Blockheads

[Synthesias]

you get a slap to the face



I insert much money

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

you get L O D S O F E M O N E

i insert a hockey puck

[Snaked_Snake]

You get a hockey stick

I insert My old avatar

[Synthesias]

You get your avatar from the future



I insert bloodstained knife

[Pie Crust]

You get arrested for Homicide.

* Pie Crust inserts an iPaid.

[Assistant]

Vending machine spits out the Ipad because anything from Mac is terrible. 

* Assistant inserts a coupon from Payless.

[Snaked_Snake]

Vending machine doesn't know what that is, so it just gives you a coupon for McDonalds. I know there's no such thing.

* Snaked_Snake inserts my future avatar

[Pie Crust]

Payless is a very cheap shoe store in the US. I got my shoes from there for $10 USD.

OT:
The machine shows "Your attatchment couldn't be saved!"

* Pie Crust inserts Clone v.117's HDD for the world to see.

[Bomb Kirby]

Your currency has been denied. You have been refunded $1.

I insert the wall, as seen in YMDTW!

[Synthesias]

You get a crap youtube video



*Synthesias inserts handcuffs.