Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Heitmeyer²]

The vending machine spits out a carrot covered with semen a white liquid.

I insert a cabbage.

[Ad Bot]

[SgtDaemon]

It spits out a rabbit.

I insert a soul.
MUST NOT DIE

[Rigel]

You receive a humanity.

I insert the soul of Mstar fish.

[HellHound]

You get whoever the hell Mstar fish is.

I insert a printed copy of Wikipedia.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get an encyclopedia.

I insert this thread.

[lilpappaknox]

You get the Blockland Forums.

I insert a Schwerer Gustav.

[SgtDaemon]

You get the Blockland Forums.

I insert a Schwerer Gustav.

you get

I insert 1$ worth of butter.

[77x5ghost2]

you get $1

* 77x5ghost2 inserts epic meal time

[WaffleCake]

You get a meal.

* WaffleCake inserts hype.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get Animator vs. Animation 4, which is due to release in a few hours.

I insert Tick-Tock Clock.

[eboyblue10]

nothing happens. you then realize that you inserted it at noon. time is frozen.

* eboyblue10 inserts an insert about inserts from insert co., printer of inserts

[77x5ghost2]

you get inception

* 77x5ghost2 inserts inception

[Theepicman]

You get inception movie.

I insert a pikachu.

[Zack]

You recieve Pikachu Skeleton x1 and Ultra Heal x5 items.

I insert an Ultra Heal

[the evil corperation]

your pokemon is healed

* the evil corperation inserts a turd