Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Willymcmilly]

You get nothing. Air is inserting itself every moment, so the machine has grown used to it.

I insert a macadamia nut.

You get a pistachio.

I insert a tomagachi.

[Ad Bot]

[ChappersTeddy]

You get a Tamagotchi rather than the bootleg you inserted.

I insert a full-scale Russian flag.

[failbros2]

you get a bigger scale chinese flag

i insert guns tetrakakimbo

[Mr.Blocko]

You get a baby snoop.

I insert Steve Buscemi.

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

You get a thing, I guess

I insert a gummy bleach bottle

[Potatoh]

You get a bottle of bleach with gummy bears in it

I put in quit(1);

[Willymcmilly]

you get if true do:

i insert impulse 101

[failbros2]

you get NEGATIVE ammo

i insert bob saget

[Killbot Alpha]

You get a pretty badass Base guitar that plays itself.

 You put in a smaller vending machine

[AtlasBlue]

The vending machine opens up like a Russian doll, revealing smaller vending machines inside itself. How can this happen?!?

I insert a piece of candy.

[Klarck]

you get a dollar back

i insert vowel harmony

[Insert Name Here²]

you get cancer

I insert name here

[Copy Kirby]

You get a name
I insert thats so betelguese

[AtlasBlue]

The machine rejects your offering entirely.

I insert Soundcloud's plummeting stock prices.

[Klarck]

you go in debt

i insert the vending machine into itself