Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Drydess]

you still die. no one surpasses the machine.

forget you
you get an 8in floppy

i stuff the below user into the machine

[Ad Bot]

[Venetin]

The machine returns two of me.  Now the thread is at risk of going into a higher level of cancer, thanks to you.

>his $1 rapes the machine

[danielmoya]

The dollar raping the vending machine gives you back a pair of 50 cents

I insert a fossil.

[Insert Name Here²]

you get oil

I insert name here

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

name space is empty

insert a random name

[failbros2]

you get a name

i insert a bump

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

You get bumped and flies in space forever

insert bumber cars

[Lego lad]

the machine's physics glitch and it launches into space

i respawn the machine

[Venetin]

The machine thanks you, and gives you a $100 bill.  It's counterfeit, though.  No luck there.

I insert a gallon of milk.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

the milk is expired.

insert trololol milk

[Venetin]

The machine throws the milk at you with enough force to put you into a coma, the machine spits on you and says, "You post too much here, go the forget away."

I insert a legitimately good thing to insert.

[News]

you get a legitimately good thing from the vending machine

i insert danish pastries

[failbros2]

you get belgian waffles

i insert a piano

[RACCOONNEER1214]

This thread is 10 years old.
On Topic: you get a keyboard
i insert my avatar.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you inserted yourself.

insert Final Whack
Winamp!