Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Metario]

The machine final whacks you into space, telling you that your not welcome here.

I insert one forget.

[Ad Bot]

[failbros2]

you get no forgets

i insert a u tried star

[Dragonslayer182]

You get a golden square with "u trid" emblazoned on it

I insert a basket of Buffalo wings

[Venetin]

The machine can't take the spicy and begs for milk

I insert a gallon of milk in under an hour.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

it kills you.

[DELETED]

[Lego lad]

uh

I insert an ama

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

uh, what is ama yet?

-skip me-

[Metario]

you get a faked ama of morgan freeman

i insert a jar of no forgets given

[The Murderous Cop]

the jar pops back out with several forgets inside.

i insert the golden brick.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you cant find it

[Foopster]

you get elephanti's share of blockland's stocks

i insert a sand dollar

[Redconer]

You get a sea shell.

I ram a can of Pringles into the vending machine.

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

The guy operating it eats them so you get nothing back

I insert myself

[TableSalt]

You get ripped apart by the innards of the machine. The janitor walks by and noticing blood leaking out of the machine. He quickly opens the machine and notices your mangled corpse on the inside. He phones the police who arrive shortly after, and it is determined to be a Self Delete. You are unable to be saved. Nobody misses you. Don't put yourself inside the machine.

I don't insert anything and push the "coin return" button.

[danielmoya]

The machine starts shaking. Then, it opens it door and absorbs you. Instantly, you are resized, and you are moving in it, even that you dont want to. You step near two grinders. You slowly hear how you are absorbed and how it crushes your ribcage and femur. You scream in pain, but no one can hear you, You then are dropped to where the candy is held, so you can choose it and you get impaled in a retaining stick. After bleeding so hard, you get off the stick, only to fall down to the bottom of the machine and hear every single of your bones turning into mush, and see how darkness envolves you.

I insert a dinosaur.