Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

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the machine can't detect it, and keeps waiting for you to insert something

i insert a floppy disk

the machine can't detect it, and keeps waiting for you to insert something

i insert a coin


you get a cd disc

i cut my richard off and insert it

you get a cd disc

i cut my richard off and insert it
you get a very complicated protesthic snake.

I cut off my fingernail and insert it

You get a fake fingernail, like those ones marketed to eight year old girls

I insert the current year

you get original '2016 was a bad year' quotes

i insert my youtube channel

you get back an brown townysis saying that since most of your videos are under 10 minutes you aren't a quality content creator

i insert a paper that was due two months ago

You get an F--. That is F minus minus.

I insert Comic Sans MS.

you get stuffty undertale fans

i insert

you get hypothermia.
I break the vending machine

you killed the forum game.
will not auto-rebuild itself.

destroy. end. done.


Insert nothing. nowhere to insert.

lets move on to another one.

the vending machine repairman comes and replaces the broken one with a brand stankin new model, the Vendulon-9001!

he gets hungry and inserts one dollar

wait what? the machine inserting a dollar to himself?
this can't be possible.

you get a paradox.
insert everything we can think of.

You get an exploding machine.

We are number one, but instead the song is being inserted into a vending machine