Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 1159609 times)

You get a Parasox (Pair of Sox)

I insert Gabe Newbwell

the machine tells you its been worth the wait
 I insert sadkfljwljrehkdgjdhfgehgjfkdl dfahgsaduiyfcfqyfuarfesoiaujg vyadslifcyebsa

You get a can of alphabet soup.

I insert Red Alert 2.

The Machine ends up sending out Authenticated Emergency Action Messages to the US Nuclear Triad and you end up causing WW3

I insert a fresh can of SPAM enhanced with Uranium

you get some normal spam

I insert peter griffin

you get 👌🅱️eter 🅱️riffin

i insert an apple seed

you get your daily dose oof memes

i insert the charger

You get the phone

I insert the daily dose oof memes

you get-- UUHHH

insert roblox without its community

You get a fairly decent game, but with no one to play it with.

I insert my snake

You get OP from the dead.

*inserts Bush administration

holy stuff

you get a magnifying scope, presumably to help people see it

i insert a coin

You get muffled background music in the form of smooth criminal/

I insert a coin tied to a string tied to my claw in hopes of gaining something in return without having to lose my coin.

Out comes a legal document confirming the marriage of Nix the Glaceon and Punished Toxicology/TITO

I insert a coin

you get a weaker clone coin identical to the one you inserted.

insert mirror