Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Drydess]

how strange, you got the guinness world record for ugliest man on earth

i insert a vending machine

[Ad Bot]

[lord techno]

you get a tiny vending machine that vends pennies.

i insert a spicy meme.

[Space1255]

You get me. Enjoy me daddy~

I insert daddies cummies [insert annoying emojis here]

[Potatoh]

the vending machine slaps you

I insert the vending machine

[TableSalt]

you uh
um

i insert !!

[SubDaWoofer]

you get a fidget sinner

i insert the fidget sinner

[Drydess]

you get a fidget dinner

i insert a fidget winner

[Daswiruch]

you get a chicken spinner

i insert audible cancer

[The Murderous Cop]

you get a hard drive copy of the forums

i insert a 10GB USB drive

[Becquerel]

You get a 10 byte USB Drive

I insert some Hot Sticky Scenes

[SubDaWoofer]

you get arch

i insert mr queebs linux special interest

[Daswiruch]

you get daswiruch's linux special interest

i insert a damp napkin

[lord techno]

you get a wet rag.

i insert my richard.

[Mad Hops Disease]

Your richard is snapped off.

I insert a copy of Bad Rats

[failbros2]

The machine explodes with rats.

I insert a wrench to repair it.