Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TheMrDoors]

oh that's me

i insert myself

[Ad Bot]

[cromartini]

You come out.

I insert a time bomb which will explode after 100 replies.

[Victory]

you get a defused time bomb

i insert a hard drive with the only thing being a compilation of every stuffpost on youtube

[Potatoh]

you get a bag with stuff in it

i insert aggressive pizza

[NumberOneTuxedo]

you get your head chopped off by the AGGRESSIVE PIZZA a tame, sentient pizza

i insert a bag of oats

[Potatoh]

you get your head chopped off by the BAG OF OATS a tame, sentient bag of oats

i insert a refund

[TheMrDoors]

you get your head chopped off by the REFUND a tame, sentient refund

i insert the dictionary

[Drydess]

you get a dic up your ass
i insert weed

[Texan101]

The machine calls the cops.

* Texan101 inserts a rosepetal.

[p0rtalGeek]

you get an empty doctor pepper can
I insert my richard

[NumberOneTuxedo]

Your richard is snapped off.

I insert another vending machine

[Daswiruch]

you get someone's severed snake

i insert a blank cd

[Twix]

you get a floppy disk

i insert said floppy disk

[NumberOneTuxedo]

You get a strange floppy disk containing a bunch of viruses

I insert said floppy disk

[Drydess]

you get a strange floppy disk with norton on it, so much worse than before

i insert my 8" floppy~