Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SWAT One]

Error: Input(XenoTerraform) does not exist.

I insert an ancient cube containing a non-euclidean space.

[Ad Bot]

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

The cube breaks and generates an artificial black hole to store the parallel universe in.

I insert the key.

[craftersshaft]

You get success.

I instert my ticket of re-quality of Killing 999999 Chaos into the machine.

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

You win a bucket of lego's.

* Venom inserts $1.

[cromartini]

You get two albums of 50 cent

I insert an chainsword

[Twix]

you get a chainshovel

i insert a bike horn

[Space1255]

The machine makes a honking noise.

I insert a Very Major Plot Device ^tm

[cromartini]

You get a mcguffin.

I insert an dastardly machine

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

you win a bag of poop!
  *felix inserts $80000000000000000000*

[Rabbot32]

You get a penny.
I insert kekcroc.

[TableSalt]

currency not accepted

i insert a circle

[Rabbot32]

You get a square. Huh.
I insert the furries. All of them.

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

You summon the Baphomet.

I put in a DVD of Ancient Aliens season 1.

[Pompmaker2]

You get a DVD of History Channel alien documentaries.

I insert your sister.

[Ayebee123]

You get nothing because I don't have a sister.

I insert the blockland forums.