Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Victory]

you get a piece of cheese roughly equal to the amount contained in the cheez-it

i insert the cheese

[Ad Bot]

[Texan101]

You get nothing; the cheese stands alone.

* Texan101 inserts GLaDOS.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

that's one big insert

you get A potato. congratsdead game

I insert Google's servers

[Cubone]

you insert google's servers and get a homeless man with schizophrenia


I insert a VHS copy of "The Chronicles of Rick Roll"

[Pompmaker2]

You get Rick Astley. He doesn't sing, he just stares into your soul.

I insert a 2006 census.

[maxymax13]

You get nothing special because you didn't specify which country, and a unpecified 2017 census pops out of the slot where you put the 2006 census in.

I insert a unspecified currency coin.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

you get paper with toe words "Money" scribbled onto it.
Oddly enough, it's accepted back into the machine as actual money

I insert Master Matthew

[SubDaWoofer]

i am not letting this thread loving die
you get Grimlock²

i insert a BOMB

[SwiftHyena2593]

the machine spits the bomb back out.
i insert a sears giftcard

[Chip Car]

you get absolutely nothing
i insert a coin

[Nonnel]

You get a coin out of the coin return.

I insert about tree fiddy and press the Sprite button

[Cubone]

you get a bottle of spiteful sprite

I insert myself

[Calem_the_gamer123]

you loving DIE

inserts a steam 100$ giftcard

[SwiftHyena2593]

the machine redeems it and you now have 100$ in your steam account. yay!
i insert a fake dollar.

[Superfun909]

you get an offbrand pepsi

i insert the entire known universe