Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Cubone½]

you get the spine of bruno mars

I insert croc shoes

[Ad Bot]

[Venetin]

you get middle school nostalgia

i insert a 12 year old

[Boomsticks Alt]

you get a copy of fortnite


I insert my undying love for lemons

[maxymax13]

you get a lemon that loves you back

i insert a concrete block

[TableSalt]

it shoots back out, through the coin return slot, straight into your face

i insert $0

[Cubone½]

you get a small mole fetus

I insert a flip phone

[Calem_the_gamer123]

you get a teleporter back to 2004
i insert a copy of gta sa for ps2

[SuperMalleo64]

you get Big Smoke ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!

I insert a

[Calem_the_gamer123]

you get 10 coupons for free stock images

i insert a copy of postal 2 along with a gun

[Venetin]

You get Mr. Dude in the flesh, but with "Enhanced Mode" functionality.

I insert a blf drama topic chock full of toxic bastards.

[crazies alt]

you get a list of cringy stuff you've done in the past

i insert a Nintendo Brand Switch (Nintendo Switch Trademark of Nintendo)

[Adam2]

You get Reginold Fils-Aime's left eye.

I insert a Crispy Crispy Cream™

[maxymax13]

you get a creamy crisp

i insert an egg

[crazies alt]

you recieve  one aid
i input 5 years worth of dirt

[maxymax13]

you get 10 years worth of dirt

i go back in time and insert the ORIGINAL blockland vending machine