Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 471233 times)

you get a glass of water but it spills everywhere and gets on your pants

i insert hurricane florence

ouch water how rude
you get water too

i insert a dvd of a jurassic park movie

A predictable dinosaur joke comes out on a piece of A4 printer paper with size 50 text.

I insert a pack of glazed donuts.

You get an empty pack of donuts.

I insert the sentence, "I insert the sentence, "I insert the sentence, "I insert the sentence, "I insert the sentence, "I insert the sentence, "I insert the sentence, "I insert the sentence, "Why the forget are you still reading""""""""

you get a sentence about a sentence about a sentence ab

i insert cheese. blue cheese.

you get a rotted slice of parmesan cheese; it looks disgusting, throw it away before you get sick.

i insert the button from the other topic

i leave the rotted slice of parmesan cheese there for the next guy to "enjoy" and insert a picture of a dog drinking pepsi
you get the other topic

you get the dog and pepsi faceswapped

i insert a belt made of nylon and human bone

You get a belt of just nylon back

I insert a pile of dirt I found on the floor yesterday

the machine makes a loud grinding sound then dispenses a can of strawberry fanta

i insert a sour gummy worm

you get a pepsi with extra salt. table salt.
i insert a can of sardines

 You get yesterday's catch.

* Texan101 inserts a frying pan.


you get a plate of sloppy joe meat

i insert the bulletproof umbrella thing from kingsman