Discribe Jesus's Computer

[oromis]

Jesus's computer legally has 150% off every game on steam, so every 20$ game he buys he gets 10$

[Ad Bot]

[sam123486]

his computer is MADE OF PURE DIAMONDS!! SERIOUS AND TITANIUM!

i mean these diamonds


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[Gavin]

His video card makes things as bright as his halo.

[sam123486]

he has an xbox360 inside his computer, and when he clicks mansion, he gets a mansion O_O

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Earth is his game of Spore.

[Plateau]

His blockland Is V(sideways eight!)

[Netwars4]

His blockland Is V(sideways eight!)

otherwise known as the infinity sign.

anyway
jesus doesnt have a computer, for the land is his desktop, his hand is the mouse, and people are the programs
(yes he plays people.)

[*Magick* Mage]

That can be taken many ways that I'm not going to go into O.o


Jesus' computer cannot do one function......Make George W Bush smart.........that's a miracle not even God could pull off xD 

[PhantomDraco]

Jesus' computer cannot do one function......Make George W Bush smart.........that's a miracle not even God could pull off xD 

handicap.

The only thing his computer can't do is... Oh, wait, it does everything.

[DrMobius]

His video card will run crCIA.

[Shinji]

His video card will run crCIA.

On super high settings.

[pingpeppy]

We are all creatures in God's copy of Spore.

[EvilMuffinZ]

(Yes he plays people.)

Siggy worthy

[Menen]

We are all creatures in God's copy of Spore.

Omgez

Jesus's Comp has PeopleCreator on it, where he designs the next Human for god :D

[Stratofortress]

Omgez

Jesus's Comp has PeopleCreator on it, where he designs the next Human for god :D

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