Discribe Jesus's Computer

[*Magick* Mage]

lol

[Ad Bot]

[Ethan]

Some programs:
SimCity 4 Reality edition.
The Sims 2 - Divine creation expansion pack.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

*Jesus plays with me on Spore*

*Jesus makes me shoot the above user, therefore making them extinct.*

*Jesus makes me get shot and killed, I am now extinct D:*

Jesus will now play with the next poster.

[Netwars4]

jesus always gets a headshot.

[General Omega]

Jesus's Anti-Virus is anti- matter. When a virus comes in, It touches the matter the virus is made of.

[Meekl]

his monitor has infinite pixels(microscopic compared to a germ compared to a germ)

[MackTheHunter]

his monitor has infinite pixels(microscopic compared to a germ compared to a germ)

He is the monitor. He sees it from his own eyes.

His graphics card is made of CLOUDS.

[pixl]

He plays blockland with I'd -1

[WRB852]

Damn, this stuff is still alive?

[DrMobius]

He is able to revive this topic without thinking about it.

[Stratofortress]

[n0cturni]

I remember seeing this years ago in someone's Counter-Strike spray. 

[Aphtonites]

If he reformats a hard drive a part of the universe will be sucked up by a black hole.

[Ector]

His BL account is named Badspot.

[Kalphiter]

His BL account is named Badspot.

No.