Anyone who said "No" is obviously a six year old.
"wats masurbtin?"
Kiddies, its when you move your hand up and down your snake (in which must be erected) until your glans (The tip) gains enough friction for you to interject (That "ahhhh...." feeling.)
WARNING: Your snake must be at least 3 inches long (fully erected) in order to masturbate.
Anyway, yeah, I do, but its hard if you're too lazy to look up research. I still think americans ruined research.