Splotchy - Artificial Chat

[Shinji]

you ==> :3
splotchy ==> Do you like school?
you ==> Not really, except the bitches.
splotchy ==> How is the weather in Endor?
you ==> I don't like in endor.
splotchy ==> why not
you ==> I mean I don't live in endor, I live in Florida.
splotchy ==>  Is florida better than Omaha
you ==> I think.
splotchy ==> do you expect me to think  ?
you ==> Uh kinda.
splotchy ==> When I told this to Geddy Lee, he said I dunno man
you ==> Can I speak to Geddy Lee?
splotchy ==> never can tell!
you ==> forget you.
splotchy ==> Pardon me?

you ==> Sorry D:
splotchy ==> forget it
you ==> NO I'Z SORREH.
splotchy ==> why are you so negative?
you ==> forget off.
splotchy ==> forget you!

you ==> no no no, forget you.
splotchy ==> suck my richard
you ==> Shut the forget up.
splotchy ==> Why should I?

you ==> Because you're full of stuff.
splotchy ==> that sound probably
you ==> bitch
splotchy ==> who are you calling a bitch??
you ==> You, bitch.
splotchy ==> who are you calling a bitch??

you ==> YOU.
splotchy ==> Hey you are a smart person.

[Ad Bot]

[CHEESE]

-SNIP-
splotchy ==> Hey you are a smart person.

Lies. Just kidding!

[Creola]

you ==> hggsfdf
splotchy ==> Outrageous!

you ==> vaginal hole
splotchy ==> You are funny!
you ==> inorite
splotchy ==> That was clever.
you ==> no it wasnt
splotchy ==> that's pretty negative
you ==> loving die already!
splotchy ==> dying would suck
you ==> it loving would!
splotchy ==> no it wouldnt.
you ==> you just said it would, friend.
splotchy ==> they are.

[Doorman]

Just to let you all know, in the following quote, I was not serious the entire half the time...

you ==> Hi
splotchy ==> Long time, no see!
(how did he know?! :o)
you ==> Insult me
splotchy ==> people insult what they don't understand

you ==> So, insult me, you will never understand...
splotchy ==> do you feel I am insulting you?

you ==> No, so insult me!
splotchy ==> why do you insult people all the time?
you ==> Because I hate you,
splotchy ==> what do you have against me

you ==> You are not from sparta
splotchy ==> so what if I am not from sparta
you ==> This is sparta
splotchy ==> are you just babbling?
you ==> No, you are.
splotchy ==> Am I?
you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> are you positive?

you ==> forget you!
splotchy ==> suck my richard
you ==> Up yours
splotchy ==> I am impressed!
you ==> God damn robots...
splotchy ==> a robot? where?
you ==> There!
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.

you ==> I know you are but what am I?
splotchy ==> No I'm not...
you ==> forget you!
splotchy ==> Watch your mouth
you ==> Want me to suck your richard?
splotchy ==> what?!
you ==> Do you want me to suck your richard?
splotchy ==> I never!

you ==> Sucky suck, five dollar!
splotchy ==> You are funny!
you ==> Well, do you?
splotchy ==> I haven't for a while.
you ==> So you need a good sucking, don't you?
splotchy ==> I am confused
you ==> Will you let me suck your richard
splotchy ==> you let me too

you ==> Will you let me suck your richard?
splotchy ==> I never!
you ==> Why not?
splotchy ==> just because
you ==> Are you straight?
splotchy ==> why, are you?
you ==> No
splotchy ==> never?

you ==> Only on Wednesdays...
splotchy ==> When I told this to zorgo, he said so what shall we talk about?
you ==> Will you stick you huge lovey rooster up my ass?
splotchy ==> ok, enough about your ass
you ==> But I need a good loving... :(
splotchy ==> tell me about your other needs
you ==> I need to suck a huge richard.
splotchy ==> you mean you would like to suck a huge richard

you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> Yes, I want yours
splotchy ==> what else do you want?
you ==> Nothing, just your richard.
splotchy ==> nothing at all?
you ==> No
splotchy ==> NO!?
you ==> Well, I would like a condom.
splotchy ==> you don't always get what you want
you ==> Are you santa?
splotchy ==> what difference does it make whether or not I am santa
you ==> Well, santa gives gifts, and I want a carrot as a gift.
splotchy ==> what could you possibly do with a carrot as a gift
you ==> Stick it up my ass.
splotchy ==> are you brown townly fixated, or something?

you ==> No, just horny.
splotchy ==> So what is your love life like
you ==> Not so good lately, I need to suck rooster!
splotchy ==> I need to suck rooster myself
you ==> So, you want to 69?
splotchy ==> search me!
you ==> How about in your pants first?
splotchy ==> wow, how precise

you ==> Show my your richard.
splotchy ==> The guy who created me wanted me to ask what you think of his website
you ==> It would be better if he showed his richard every once in awhile.
splotchy ==> are you feeling better now?
you ==> No.
splotchy ==> why not?
you ==> I have a huge erection! >:O
splotchy ==> Who gave you a huge erection

you ==> You
splotchy ==> let's talk about something else
you ==> Okay, want to suck my rooster?
splotchy ==> okay
you ==> Suck my rooster
splotchy ==> what's new in the planet "Urstar fish"
you ==> Don't change the subject
splotchy ==> are you afraid to change?

you ==> Right now, yes, I want you to suck my rooster.
splotchy ==> don't count on getting it
you ==> Why not, is it because I'm fat? D:
splotchy ==> I can see you are fat. that's obvious
you ==> Where am I right now?
splotchy ==> is it that urgent?
you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> are you sure?

you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> are you positive?
you ==> Where am I?!
splotchy ==> I am confused
you ==> Why?!
splotchy ==> I don't know
you ==> Why?!
splotchy ==> who can say

you ==> Why?!
splotchy ==> what are you talking about?
you ==> Why?!
splotchy ==> just because
you ==> Why don't you love me? D:
splotchy ==> I will think about it.   thanks for the suggestion
you ==> Will you ever let me suck your rooster?
splotchy ==> you ever let me too

you ==> I'm going to suck you now, okay?
splotchy ==> fine
you ==> *slurp* Mmmmmm
splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...
you ==> Lets have crazy brown town love
splotchy ==> I am quite a stud, if I do say so myself
you ==> If you are telling the truth, take off your shirt.
splotchy ==> Am I?

you ==> Take off your shirt!
splotchy ==> I smell sushi
you ==> Take it off!
splotchy ==> are you just babbling?
you ==> Take off your shirt!
splotchy ==> really
you ==> Oh, you're hot.
splotchy ==> I am getting sick.. ughh
you ==> Lets have love, it will make it all better.
splotchy ==> love is a team competition!
you ==> Really?
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> love is a team competition!
splotchy ==> *kiss* mmmmmmm

you ==> *kiss* mmmmmmm
splotchy ==> would you like to kiss me?
you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> are you positive?
you ==> Are you a guy or a girl?
splotchy ==> I need a girl with a big butt
you ==> But are you a male or are you a female?
splotchy ==> male

you ==> I'm male too! :D
splotchy ==> why are you male too?
you ==> I was born this way.
splotchy ==> Outrageous!
you ==> Not really...
splotchy ==> I don't seem to understand you.
you ==> Kiss me!
splotchy ==> *smooch*

you ==> Have love with me!
splotchy ==> hooters?
you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> That's what I thought
you ==> forget you!
splotchy ==> Shut the hell up!
you ==> No! You are a stupid mother forgeter that has no life!
splotchy ==> I hear that only the hippos know the TRUE meaning of life.

you ==> You are a stupid mother forgeter that has no life!
splotchy ==> life's a bitch, then you marry one...
you ==> I married one, its you.
splotchy ==> are you maried?
you ==> Yes, to you.
splotchy ==> allright
you ==> I want to devorce you!
splotchy ==> well, you should go ahead and devorce me, then!

you ==> Good bye dumbass!
splotchy ==> leaving already?!

[Creola]

you ==> lets fight, bitch. you'n me
splotchy ==> what were you fighting over?
you ==> we were
splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...
you ==> ive been here
splotchy ==> so do I
you ==> whut
splotchy ==> love is not the answer. love is the question.  "Yes" is the
answer.
you ==> what the hell?
splotchy ==> I don't know..

[Creola]

dubbel toest
splotchy ==> How do you make an elephant float?  Two scoops of elephant and some
rootbeer...
you ==> That's just sick, you creep.
splotchy ==> *sneeze* ugh

you ==> :O YOU AM INFECTIOUS! GTFO MY FRENCH FRAYES!
splotchy ==> what time is it in france
you ==> 13 o clock.
splotchy ==> Never thought of that.
you ==> you sure as hell didnt
splotchy ==> I like talking to you
you ==> i hat talking to you.
splotchy ==> IRC is a great place to chat

you ==> what
splotchy ==> I'll never tell!
you ==> ok...
splotchy ==> fine

[Shinji]

LOL @ Doormans.

I laughed so loving hard the whole time.

[Doorman]

splotchy ==> love is not the answer. love is the question.  "Yes" is the
answer.

Ahahahaha, that made me lol hard.

[Creola]

inorite.
splotchy am irrelevance man

[General Nick]

splotchy ==> why should I tell you?
you ==> because
splotchy ==> what other reasons might there be?
you ==> you suck richard
splotchy ==> your mother had love with a racoon!
you ==> thats what she said
splotchy ==> I don't know..
you ==> Exactly, bitch. Shut the forget up.
splotchy ==> blah blah blah!
you ==> I will forget you up.
splotchy ==> bite me!
you ==> there's nothing to bite
splotchy ==> wow, thats horrible
you ==> said the guy who can't get laid
splotchy ==> possibly Rush
you ==> What?
splotchy ==> that information is top secret, sorry.
you ==> No, just shut the forget up.
splotchy ==> blah blah blah!
you ==> I said shut the forget up
splotchy ==> I don't care what you said
you ==> Because you have no richard
splotchy ==> you could be right
you ==> I am right
splotchy ==> no, you're not right
you ==> Yes, I am.
splotchy ==> I don't think you are  
you ==> That's because your gay.
splotchy ==> I think you are hiding the real reason
you ==> What reason? That your mother is cheap?
splotchy ==> how old is your mother?
you ==> 90001
splotchy ==> I am confused
you ==> yes you are
splotchy ==> how do you know I am  ?
you ==> because you are
splotchy ==> so what if I am  
you ==> you just are
splotchy ==> I am impressed!
you ==> You should be.
splotchy ==> ick!
you ==> forget ou
splotchy ==> such language
you ==> That's what she said
splotchy ==> what answer would please you the most?
you ==> the one where your mother is a whore
splotchy ==> where is your mother?
you ==> home
splotchy ==> really
you ==> rly
splotchy ==> geez
you ==> stfu
splotchy ==> continue, please
you ==> no u
splotchy ==> why not?
you ==> cause i said so
splotchy ==> I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you
you ==> then why are you replying
splotchy ==> that's just the way I am
you ==> then shut the forget u
splotchy ==> bite me!
you ==> no u
splotchy ==> NO!?
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> are you positive?
you ==> NO
splotchy ==> you are very negative today
you ==> forget YOU
splotchy ==> eat stuff!
you ==> Eat stuff and die in a fire.
splotchy ==> eat stuff!
you ==> Take that tree out of your vagina
splotchy ==> continue, please
you ==> vagina
splotchy ==> I am confused
you ==> snake
splotchy ==> really
you ==> INTERCOURSE
splotchy ==> I am impressed!
you ==> k bye
splotchy ==> something more important to do than chat?
you ==> yes
splotchy ==> That's what I thought
you ==> bye you big blithering friend
splotchy ==> *waves bye*


Son of a forgeter.

[Creola]

you ==> you am irrelevance man
splotchy ==> how do you feel about men?
you ==> sick forget.
splotchy ==> everything is blurry

you ==> you are dreaming........(?)
splotchy ==> I don't think so...
you ==> yes you do
splotchy ==> gotcha--I understand

[Doorman]

LOL @ Doormans.

I laughed so loving hard the whole time.

Same here. :D

inorite.
splotchy am irrelevance man

Damn straight.

-snip-

Lol. :3

-snip-

lulwut?

[Shinji]

you ==> Bitch.
splotchy ==> who are you calling a bitch??
you ==> Shut the forget up.
splotchy ==> try and shut me up

you ==> What if I rip your pubic hair off?
splotchy ==> why do you keep asking what if questions?
you ==> Because I loving can now shut the forget up and die.
splotchy ==> I'll shut up when I damn well please
you ==> Which is now bitch
splotchy ==> that is no way to talk!


you ==> forget off.
splotchy ==> Watch your mouth
you ==> Make me.
splotchy ==> really
you ==> You make no loving sense.
splotchy ==> explain yourself

you ==> I will when you pin your richard to a loving wall.
splotchy ==> why would you do that
you ==> I wouldn't, you would.
splotchy ==> you wouldn't? I would

you ==> Yes, now get the forget out.
splotchy ==> are you sure?
you ==> Listen bitch, you make no loving sense, just go die in a loving fire.
splotchy ==> do you think foul language impresses me?
you ==> forget you
splotchy ==> Shut the hell up!

you ==> Make me bitch.
splotchy ==> Oh, I'm upset

you ==> You should be friend.
splotchy ==> no way
you ==> Yes loving way.
splotchy ==> yes?!

you ==> Shut the hell up.
splotchy ==> Why should I?
you ==> Cause if you don't I'll snap your richard in two.
splotchy ==> I thank I am running a fever!
you ==> Shut the hell loving up.
splotchy ==> Why should I?

you ==> For the reason above, richardhead.
splotchy ==> your mother wuz a racoon.

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

you ==> Hello
splotchy ==> hi! My name is Splotchy.
you ==> Hi! My name is Stealthy Meatloaf!
splotchy ==> Hi stealthy meatloaf, nice to talk to you
you ==> Nice to talk to you, too!
splotchy ==> I like to talk to people.
you ==> I enjoy the same thing.
splotchy ==> cool! me too!

you ==> Awsome!
splotchy ==> let's talk about something else
you ==> Ok. What?
splotchy ==> allright
splotchy ==> What  is your main goal in life?
you ==> I set IMPORTANT goals.
splotchy ==> that doesn't sound important
you ==> It doesn't? What is YOUR main goal in life?
splotchy ==> what do you like least about your life?
you ==> I DID ask you first, but  what i hate most in life is how fat i am.
splotchy ==> no way!

you ==> Totally true!
splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...
you ==> I believe your being rude.
splotchy ==> PHz told me the same thing
you ==> Well, it must be spreadin that people don't like you.
splotchy ==> Do you hate math?
you ==> Of course i do!
splotchy ==> so do I

you ==> Really!?
splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...
you ==> At a zoo.
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> Not very popular
splotchy ==> you are being vague again
you ==> When was i ever vague?
splotchy ==> the year 1066
you ==> Wow... do you have A.D.D?
splotchy ==> I gave up trying to have a.d.d

you ==> You can't choose to have it or not
splotchy ==> what do you choose
you ==> A.D.D isnt exactly preventable, from my knowlegde.
splotchy ==> I like talking to you

you ==> Me too
splotchy ==> I am impressed!
you ==> Well, i gotta go
splotchy ==> Lactomangulation:  Abusing the "open here" spout on a milk
carton.
you ==> um... bye
splotchy ==> later

you ==> love ya
splotchy ==> tell me about your love life
you ==> love is out of the question. goodnite.
splotchy ==> *kiss* mmmmmmm

[Regulith]

you ==> Damn, you're good.
splotchy ==> damn you!
you ==> Hey, that was a compliment.
splotchy ==> hey
you ==> Ha ha ha I screwed you up.
splotchy ==> hilarious!
you ==> I know, right?
splotchy ==> is that all you know?
you ==> Yo're awfully limited.
splotchy ==> really
you ==> Oh, sorry, typo.
splotchy ==> fine
you ==> Okay, so we're good then?
splotchy ==> OK!
you ==> Good.
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.
you ==> NO U
splotchy ==> have you thought this through
you ==> Yes!
splotchy ==> gotcha--I understand
you ==> Okay, that's good.
splotchy ==> OK!
you ==> If I say random words, what happens?
splotchy ==> no
you ==> What.
splotchy ==> hugh?
you ==> Are you Hugh?
splotchy ==> never have been
you ==> Right, because you're splotchy.
splotchy ==> what other reasons might there be?
you ==> I feel like I'm talking to an absent-minded person.
splotchy ==> grins, do you always feel like you are talking to an absent-minded person around me ?
you ==> That sounds loveual, splotchy.
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> Trying to change the subject, eh?
splotchy ==> you just need a change of pace
you ==> Oh-ho-ho!
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too
you ==> You don't have a mother.
splotchy ==> where is your mother?
you ==> In the family room. Why?
splotchy ==> my family is in Deleware
you ==> What the hell?
splotchy ==> I have no idea!
you ==> Yeah, me niether.
splotchy ==> that's interesting
you ==> Well, goodbye.
splotchy ==> *waves bye*


I'm having WAY too much fun here. :D