>make new world
>make some stuffty ass house to survive the night at the extreme foothills end thing
>move location to swamplands downhill
>begin to explore, farm wheat, sugarcane and chickens for food
>move over to mountain
>iron
>coal
>multiply by like 76
>find zombie mob spawner
>find abandoned mineshaft
>find skeleton mob spawner
>some time later
>HOLY loving GOD
>DIAMONDS!
>turn corner
>HOLY loving GOD
>DIAMONDS!