Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Biome]

biomeville is up vanilla

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[Chrono]

If enough people ask jeb to optimize the game and fix the code he's bound to do it, right after he adds decorative shrubs and hats, mob statues, redstone blinkers, and the ability to put rocks in snowballs.

Don't forget a new redstone mechanism, the Redstone Dwaddler. It's a trigger that activates when a jukebox is playing music.
Oh and a new biome, Sugarcane Lands. It's the whole sweet flavor of Mooshroom island, but with sugarcane chickens.
A new tool, the Tweasers! It's slower than a diamond pickaxe, and breaks as fast as gold, but when you mine with this thing, it leaves a stone block in place! So useful!

And probably more useless stuff we'll never need that really don't add anything new to the game.

[Regulith]

Don't forget a new redstone mechanism, the Redstone Dwaddler. It's a trigger that activates when a jukebox is playing music.
Oh and a new biome, Sugarcane Lands. It's the whole sweet flavor of Mooshroom island, but with sugarcane chickens.
A new tool, the Tweasers! It's slower than a diamond pickaxe, and breaks as fast as gold, but when you mine with this thing, it leaves a stone block in place! So useful!

And probably more useless stuff we'll never need that really don't add anything new to the game.

it's unsettling how real this sounds

[BlockoCrafter]

Don't forget a new redstone mechanism, the Redstone Dwaddler. It's a trigger that activates when a jukebox is playing music.

Especially useless since this is already possible.

[TheArmyGuy]

Don't forget the redstone supercomputer!
It outputs a signal only if input A changes between 0 and 1 once every 50 milliseconds, input B is coming from a minecart detector rail with a minecart on it with a saddled female pig inside it, input C is coming from a redstone wire that is activated by a pressure plate with a creeper ontop AND the wire itself goes over a natural unmoved redstone ore block, the computer block is within 6 blocks of a coal ore block, there is sunlight falling on the block 5 blocks to the west of the computer, and there are at least 2 ender portals within 30 blocks of the supercomputer.

[Chrono]

Don't forget the redstone supercomputer!
It outputs a signal only if input A changes between 0 and 1 once every 50 milliseconds, input B is coming from a minecart detector rail with a minecart on it with a saddled female pig inside it, input C is coming from a redstone wire that is activated by a pressure plate with a creeper ontop AND the wire itself goes over a natural unmoved redstone ore block, the computer block is within 6 blocks of a coal ore block, there is sunlight falling on the block 5 blocks to the west of the computer, and there are at least 2 ender portals within 30 blocks of the supercomputer.

New bug: Trees stopped growing due to conflicting supercomputer code, we have removed trees till next version.

[shyGriff]

Oh and a new biome, Sugarcane Lands. It's the whole sweet flavor of Mooshroom island, but with sugarcane chickens.

shut up that sounds amazing and i want it

[MegaScientifical]

If enough people ask jeb to optimize the game and fix the code he's bound to do it, right after he adds decorative shrubs and hats, mob statues, redstone blinkers, and the ability to put rocks in snowballs.

December 27, 2012:

@vensari We're redoing the whole engine. It will be so much better :)

"I don't follow all that. Don't act like I do." I'm just pointing out they are doing exactly what you mentioned, so you don't have to be all grumpy like that like it isn't happening.

[fred da kiko]

December 27, 2012:

"I don't follow all that. Don't act like I do." I'm just pointing out they are doing exactly what you mentioned, so you don't have to be all grumpy like that like it isn't happening.

It's happening after mob heads, flower pots, sideways logs, fireworks, ect.

[Maxwell23461]

someone please host a tekkit server ;-;

[Kingdaro]

someone please host a tekkit server ;-;

lol

[Biome]

im hosting vanilla

[Maxwell23461]

im hosting vanilla

is it tekkit

lol

stfu CC nerd go fap to Lua research or something

[Kingdaro]

Lua research

does this exist

EDIT: yes, but not the scripting kind. some anime character with green hair and pigtails apparently

[Biome]

is it tekkit

no

does this exist

EDIT: yes, but not the scripting kind. some anime character with green hair and pigtails apparently

what

why would you look that up