Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Camera]

It means that the program does not violate any established Finnish laws.

I thought it meant you can do minecraft things there, like blow up TNT or dig giant pits.

[Ad Bot]

[Riot]

heh

[LaCuckooRacha]

heh

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[Riot]

 Not the code I mentioned. The script that runs Minecraft.

[Camera]

Absolutely dragon free!

D:

[LaCuckooRacha]

Not the code I mentioned. The script that runs Minecraft.

I was just listing the different splashes.

Also that was a random number that he put down back in indev.

[Rainbow]

When is http://www.minecraft.net/ gonna stop being down?

[NickTheSushi]

When is http://www.minecraft.net/ gonna stop being down?

Soon, hopefully. I want to host my village :(

[Anybody]

When is http://www.minecraft.net/ gonna stop being down?

Probably some time between now and when it eventually stops beings slow . . .

[Riot]

Probably some time between now and when it eventually stops beings slow . . .

 Probably...

[Dr.Mike 1998]

"Almost never" is an interesting concept!

This is so true.

[ultimamax]

Just download this http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?t=4843

SkinEdit - alpha 3 pre 5
!!! UNCAUGHT !!!
Thread: Thread[AWT-EventQueue-0,6,main]
java.lang.NoClassDefFoundErro r: java/awt/Desktop
        at swedtech.mcskinedit.frames.Cr ashScreen.displayForum(CrashScreen.java:88)
        at swedtech.mcskinedit.frames.Cr ashScreen.actionPerformed(CrashScreen.java:109)
        at javax.swing.AbstractButton.fi reActionPerformed(AbstractButton.java:1882)
        at javax.swing.AbstractButton$Handler.actionPerformed(AbstractButton.java:2202)
        at javax.swing.DefaultButtonMode l.fireActionPerformed(DefaultButtonModel.java:420)
        at javax.swing.DefaultButtonMode l.setPressed(DefaultButtonModel.java:258)
        at javax.swing.plaf.basic.BasicB uttonListener.mouseReleased(BasicButtonListener.java:246)
        at java.awt.Component.processMou seEvent(Component.java:5602)
        at javax.swing.JComponent.proces sMouseEvent(JComponent.java:3129)
        at java.awt.Component.processEve nt(Component.java:5367)
        at java.awt.Container.processEve nt(Container.java:2010)
        at java.awt.Component.dispatchEv entImpl(Component.java:4068)
        at java.awt.Container.dispatchEv entImpl(Container.java:2068)
        at java.awt.Component.dispatchEv ent(Component.java:3903)
        at java.awt.LightweightDispatche r.retargetMouseEvent(Container.java:4256)
        at java.awt.LightweightDispatche r.processMouseEvent(Container.java:3936)
        at java.awt.LightweightDispatche r.dispatchEvent(Container.java:3866)
        at java.awt.Container.dispatchEv entImpl(Container.java:2054)
        at java.awt.Window.dispatchEvent Impl(Window.java:1801)
        at java.awt.Component.dispatchEv ent(Component.java:3903)
        at java.awt.EventQueue.dispatchE vent(EventQueue.java:463)
        at java.awt.EventDispatchThread. pumpOneEventForHierarchy(EventDispatchThread.java:269)
        at java.awt.EventDispatchThread. pumpEventsForHierarchy(EventDispatchThread.java:190)
        at java.awt.EventDispatchThread. pumpEvents(EventDispatchThread.java:184)
        at java.awt.EventDispatchThread. pumpEvents(EventDispatchThread.java:176)
        at java.awt.EventDispatchThread. run(EventDispatchThread.java:110)

This is what I get when I run it. :(
There is a button to copy and go to forum topic, but it doesn't work.
EDIT: this too

SkinEdit - alpha 3 pre 5
!!! UNCAUGHT !!!
Thread: Thread[Thread-2,5,main]
java.lang.NoSuchMethodError: javax.swing.JFrame.setIconIma ges(Ljava/util/List;)V
        at swedtech.mcskinedit.frames.Pr ogramWindow$1.run(ProgramWindow.java:81)
        at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:655)

[NickTheSushi]

Hooray, it's back up! But very, very, very slow.

[zackin5]

Why, did it before?

Nope

[Tyler66]

D:

Deal w/ it.