Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Menen]

Stranger: Hi Asl
You: Hi Asl
Stranger: Hi Asl
You: Hi Asl
Stranger: Hi Asl
You: Hi Asl
Stranger: Hi Asl
You: Hi Asl
Stranger: Hi Asl
You: Hi Asl
Stranger: Hi Asl
You: Hi Asl
Stranger: Hi Asl
You: Hi Asl
Stranger: forget you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[Skele]

Stranger: hi(:
You: Welcome, stranger.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Whaddya buyin?
You: Whaddya sellin?
Stranger: marijuanaaaaa.
You: Ah, stranger, stranger! Now that's a weapon!
Stranger: i don't get it.
You: Heh heh heh. Come back anytime.
You have disconnected.

[Menen]

Stranger: asl!!!1!
You : 69/ gay plox/ next door.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Moriarty]

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
You: MSN NAME BITCH OR I MURDER YOU AT 5 AM TOMARROW NIGHT
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[Truce]

I always respond to ASLs with either of the following:

9/F/CA
Level 46/Hunter/Orgrimmar

[Zephyrs]

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: I'm an IT!
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Discrimination,  its not cool. :(

[Moriarty]

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Stranger: Hey lovey, im bored and you seem like a cool person to chat wit..plz msg me on myahoo id: DanaXDime143   xoxox
You: 9/F/CA

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[Regulith]

Someone did that to me earlier. Same name too.

[Skele]

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Stranger: 햐
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?>"
You: my mom told me not to talk to strangers
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: god dammit
Stranger: you
Stranger: should
Stranger: talk
Stranger: your
Stranger: mom
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: and
Stranger: yuo
Stranger: you
Stranger: ah
Stranger: forget
Stranger: my mom
Stranger: com
Stranger: come my
Stranger: room
Stranger: byq
You: what
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Stranger: korean?
You: ci
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[Moriarty]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 18/m/usa
You: 9/girl/California
You: does asl mean
You: age
You: gender
You: location?
You: this site is really cool
You: i like it
You: my mommy said not to use it though
Stranger: ya it does
Stranger: well i dont blame her
You: because of big bad people saying they have "roosters", whatever those are
You: whats a rooster?
Stranger: ask your mom
You: but she said
You: im not telling you
You: until your older
You: please tell me
You: pretty please
Stranger: its a rooster
You: it is?
You: whats so bad about a rooster then?
Stranger: i have no idea
You: i hope mommy is ok
Stranger: me 2
You: im scared now
Stranger: im sure she's fine
You: are you big and bad?
Stranger: no way
Stranger: im the total opposite
You: yay
You: do you wanna hear a story
Stranger: sure
You: someone called me a "newcigarette", whats that?
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: but i know wat a cigarette is
Stranger: and its mean
Stranger: and bad
You: whats a cigarette
Stranger: its a mean name for a gay person
You: :o
Stranger: and u shouldnt use it
You: whats a gay person
You: what does gay even mean
Stranger: someone who likes the same gender as thwem
Stranger: them*
You: :o
You: my mommy must be gay then
Stranger: does she have a girlfriend?
You: she has a girl as her "partner"
You: yes
Stranger: well then
Stranger: shes gay
You: she kisses her
You: and hugs her
Stranger: actually..lesbian is the corect terms
Stranger: term*
You: and makes weird noises in her room
Stranger: correct*
You: it sounds like
You: ohhhhhhhhhh
You: yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh
Stranger: i kno wat it sounds like
You: thats what i think
You: :o
You: you do?
Stranger: ya
You: thats weird
You: im scared
Stranger: y?
You: mommys making the noises right now
Stranger: its not bad
Stranger: i promise
You: oh
You: ok
You: thank you
Stranger: but i wouldnt go in there if i were u
You: ok
You: but
You: what if shes hurt
Stranger: is her gf in there with her?
You: yes
Stranger: then believe me. ur moms being taken care of
You: what
You: does that mean
You: do you mean someone is helping her
You: ?
Stranger: it means tht if ur mom is hurt
Stranger: then her gf will make sure shes okay
You: oh ok
You: i have to go
You: thank you mister
Stranger: n
Stranger: np
Stranger: *

You: bye
Stranger: c ya
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[Moriarty]

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You: hi
Stranger: I want to have love
Stranger: with your children!
You: but
You: i dont have children
You: im only 9
Stranger: =O
You: my parents said
You: your a creep
You: bye creep
Stranger: =D
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: im 9
You: what about you
Stranger: cool
Stranger: no. just a 19 y/o creed fan from the USA
Stranger: you a creed fan?
You: whats creed
Stranger: the best ban ever
Stranger: you should youtube them
You: whats a ban
Stranger: band
You: oh im not allowed on youtube
Stranger: here is there website
You: until im 10
Stranger: smouch.net/lol/
You: my parents said forget you
You: and
You: that thats a rick roll
You: what ever that is
You: my parents said your a sick rooster sucking bitch
Stranger: for a 9 y/o who isnt allowed on youtube, you seem to know alot about rickrolls
You: my parents said that
You: i dont know what a rick roll it :(
You: is*
Stranger: oh man good cover
You: Oh forget it
You: Your a handicapped rooster sucking bitch ass loving monday and you know it.
You have disconnected.
He tried to smouch me.

[Comatose]

Ok, where do you find this site?

[Moriarty]

old thread.
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You: hi
Stranger: hey asl
You: you first
Stranger: 19 m irelnad
You: 20 f scotland
Stranger: lies
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: my comp cant cyber :-(
You: i grow a richard and stick it in your mouth
You: you love it
You: i cum
You: you cum on me
You: you love me
You: you hold my boobs
Stranger: ur not female
You: i said i grow a richard
Stranger: what u mean
You: my richard dissapears
You: you lick my vagina
You:  you love it more
You: and put your richard in there
You: i happen to have a baby on your richard
You: you die
You: the end
Stranger: i wanna fuk u hard and cum on ur face
You: you already did
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[Comatose]

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Stranger: hello sir or miss! 
You: Giant turd
Stranger: ORLY!?!
You: Giant turd
Stranger: that's hot
Stranger: tell me more
You: Lawts of food = giant turd
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2nd chat:

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You: Noob
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3rd chat:

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You: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXY CLEAN
You: IT APPARENTLY EATS FABRIC AND KITTENS
Stranger: is anyone there?
You: Ya, Billy Mays
Stranger: wow
You: forget you, I'm not Billy Mays, never believe whut you read on the internet
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So far, I'm havin' fun

[Comatose]

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Stranger: where the ladies at on here?
You: Good TV is good
Stranger: oh?
You: Annoying telemarketers are annoying
Stranger: BIg tities make me feel good
You: Pervet you is pervert-ish
Stranger: ha i just farted in your face in your face face
Stranger: i win
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