Author Topic: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here. (Read 114871 times)

Ninja guy · June 22, 2009, 11:34:27 AM

It's fun though

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Moriarty · June 22, 2009, 11:41:28 AM

I taught a 12 year old how to make out with someone O_o

Moriarty · June 22, 2009, 11:54:34 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I SHOOT A NUKE AT YOU
You: YOU DIE
You have disconnected.
Wow.

Ninja guy · June 22, 2009, 11:56:13 AM

it wont load for me anymore :(

Mystery Guy · June 22, 2009, 01:06:54 PM

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi, o stuff u again
You: ?
Stranger: give up of omegle
Stranger: anybody wants to talk with u
You: Do you know what a multi-layered combat space station
You: is?
You: I need help
You: it's for homework
Stranger: that should not exist
You: I found it! yey http://tinyurl.com/nno3e3
Stranger: nice
Stranger: use it ;D
Stranger: omg i cant open this link
You: why?
Stranger: dunno
You: just copy paste it to the adress bar
Stranger: i click on it and nothing
Stranger: ahh i have to copy?
You: yes
Stranger: how i do it?
You: just select the link, copy and paste it on the adress bar
Stranger: i did it
Stranger: but omegle says the conversation will be terminated
Stranger: if i press enter
You: oh
You: open a new window
Stranger: like my computer?
You: yes
Stranger: k hold
Stranger: done
Stranger: the window is open
Stranger: now i copy the url?
You: yes
Stranger: OMG ERTHQUAKE

The link is not a rick roll, screamer or whatever, you can try it.

Dropshock · June 22, 2009, 01:11:22 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: i have big tits
Stranger: serious??
You: yeah
Stranger: i have small snake
You: OH GOD
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have big tits
Stranger: GIRL BOY ????
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHAHA
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I HAVE BIG TITS
Stranger: ı ve big rooster
You: pics
Stranger: u send me
You: how do i know you're a boy
You: pics first
Stranger: wait me
You: yes you
Stranger: i will send u
You: ok
Stranger: http://img29.imageshack.us/i/italyanerkei.jpg/
You: oh ur hot
Stranger: send me
You: haha you stupid loving liar
You: wow. just wow.
Stranger: suck my balls
You: nice comeback
You: think of something more original
You: so
Stranger: it is real me
You: Proof. get another picture.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Private McDoggy · June 22, 2009, 01:32:35 PM

I was talking to this one guy that lived in the UK.

PhantomJack · June 22, 2009, 01:37:08 PM

MY WEIRDO CHAT
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: do you believe in god
You: why
Stranger: just want to know
You: yes i do
Stranger: r u christian?
You: yes
Stranger: you go to church and stuff
You: LIES
Stranger: pervertsss
You: NOU
Stranger: r u a guy?
You: yes im a guy
Stranger: bye then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Big Brother · June 22, 2009, 01:37:51 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: RECTUM
You: ERECT NIPPLES
Stranger: lol
Stranger: horning
You: no silly thats a rhino
You: Wats up
You: NO WAI THATS SO INTERESTING
You: Tell me moar about that
Stranger: omg lat me play css
You: WELL.
You: <slap

Meanie D:

EDIT:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RECTUM AND MOAR ERECT NIPPLES
You: right
You: oh ok.

Then he left..

|Shadow · June 22, 2009, 01:42:20 PM

Quote from: Private McDoggy on June 22, 2009, 01:32:35 PM

I was talking to this one guy that lived in the UK.

What'd he say?

Private McDoggy · June 22, 2009, 01:42:59 PM

Quote from: |Shadow on June 22, 2009, 01:42:20 PM

What'd he say?

I don't remember.

edit:another conversation
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i so horny
You: hawt
Stranger: u actualy thought i was gonna cyber get a life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PhantomJack · June 22, 2009, 01:44:11 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: ASL?
Stranger: esther--94@hotmail.com
Stranger: male
Stranger: 20
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
SIGN HIM UP FOR STUFF
also i failed
EDIT
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not again
You: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

|Shadow · June 22, 2009, 01:47:57 PM

Quote from: Private McDoggy on June 22, 2009, 01:42:59 PM

I don't remember.

Don't remember anything? :(

cazyforlegos · June 22, 2009, 01:50:07 PM

Quote from: Mystery Guy on June 22, 2009, 01:06:54 PM

The link is not a rick roll, screamer or whatever, you can try it.

its a let me look it up thing.

Meekl · June 22, 2009, 01:53:38 PM

Lol.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oya!
You: I EATED A N00K
Stranger: i eated a peanut
You: N00K 'SPLODE TIEM NAO
You: BOOM!!
You: UR DEAD
You have disconnected.

2917 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohai
Stranger: Hello :)
You: how's it goin' with you?
Stranger: It's goin' good, you?
You: pretty good. i'm getting a training Butterfly knife soon.
Stranger: A training what? o_O
You: OK, you know a Multitool? the kind that has two handles that open to reveal pliers? pretty much that with a fake knife blade and no tools.
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: why?
You: here's a pic of a real one: http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/phyreblade_blog/Weapons/Black%20Dragon%20Butterfly/BlackDragonButterflyKnife_540.jpg
You: here's the one i'm getting. http://www.knifenordic.se/images/BC114BTR.JPG
Stranger: It doesn't work
Stranger: That one did...
Stranger: Why do you want one?
You: copy the link, open a new window and paste it into the address bar.
Stranger: I'm not stupid, I know what to do...
Stranger: It just didn't work, but the 2nd one did
You: i want one because they're really fun to flip, and you can do tricks.
Stranger: Ahh...
Stranger: :|
You: :l
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: EPIC WIN

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.