Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Plasmus]

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Stranger: hi
You: MOGARF WUZ HERE
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[LegoEggo]

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Stranger: hey
You: crap i farted
Stranger: glad i cant smell it
You: crap this one was liquid
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: SHUT UO
Stranger: UP **
Stranger: EWWW
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: i gotta straighten my hair
Stranger: but i gots no willpower ):
Stranger: GIVE ME YOUR E-STRNEGTH
Stranger: STRENGTH
You: brb gotta get new undies
You: these ones are all poopy
Stranger: ..
Stranger: that's great
You: okay im back
You: OH SHI
You: THERE'S ANOTHER ONE COMING
You: GAAAAHHHH
You: SOLID AND WET IN ONE
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: IM
Stranger: SO CLOSE
Stranger: TO DISCONNECTING
Stranger: I DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BATHROOM DILEMMAS
You: BUT WHAT IF IT GETS ON MY KEYBOARD?
You: IT COST ALOT
You: I DONT WANT A POOBOARD
You: anyways
You: you were saying?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: so
Stranger: i needa straighten my hair
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: I DONT
Stranger: WANT TO
Stranger: KJDGLJDFKGDFG
You: hmmmm
You: maybe
You: wait a sec
You: im not sure if this one was solid, wet, or gaseous, gimme a sec
You: what's your guess? you can pick one of the 3, or a combination
Stranger: ..
Stranger: gas
Stranger: is normal
You: gas with chunks isn't
You: OH CRAP
Stranger: EW
You: IT'S ALL OVER MY 1000 DOLLAR CHAIR
Stranger: YOU DONE?
You: OH MY HELL
Stranger: ask mommy and daddy to buy another :P
You: IT'S ALL GREEN
You: AND
You: WELL I SHOULDN'T SAY
You: LEMME GO WASH THIS OFF
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Promise I was lieing :3

[Lord Elavier]

heheheh

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You: Hi HI
Stranger: HI
You: So...what do you want to talk about. OOH I GOT AN IDEA :-)
You: Do you play Age of Mythology, or Blockland?
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: i only play diablo 2
Stranger: lol
You: kk lul
Stranger: my comp isn't strong i think
You: oh
You: This is such a wierd program
Stranger: yeah
You: I found it on the Blockland Forums
Stranger: i found it on gamefaqs
You: There is an off topic section on the Forums and people posted there conversations there
Stranger: kk lol
You: some of them are pretty funny
You: want me to copy one into here?
Stranger: there are 2415 people here
Stranger: sure
You: kk
You: lul this one is just cruel...
You: Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: SUCK ON MY HARD rooster
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: iam a guy
You: Good
Stranger: are u gay
You: NO, IM JESUS forgetER.
Stranger: forget u u loving cl0wn
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IM SO WITTY.
You: hope you dont mind swearing...\
Stranger: hahaaa
Stranger: some people just come ehre to troll surely
Stranger: lol
Stranger: here**
You: lul
You: Here let meh find another one.
You:

Re: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.
« Yesterday at 10:34:02 pm » Reply with quote
You: uh
Stranger: hi
You: duck
You: DUCK
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Stranger: hi
You: Whats a duck
Stranger: a duck is a duck
You: but if a duck is a duck..
You: what is a duck??
Stranger: an instance of what we decided to call a duck
You: interesting
You: Somebody told me they were aquatic birds and a scoffed at them and laughed
You: I
Stranger: hahahahahahahha
You: indeed
Stranger: where are you from?
You: a duck :(
Stranger: ahahahaaa
You: Oh and , Im posting this conversation, there one the fourms....heheh
Stranger: lolo
You: say Hai!
You: to the forum
Stranger: Hii to the forum!!!
You: bai

[Duckmeister]

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAP
Stranger: .
Stranger: thats whats up
You: k
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You: BRAD?
Stranger: JONAS BROTHERS!
You: DARNIT
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[Regulith]

If you post messages seemingly from the FBI, does it automatically tell the other person it's not real? :o

[Meekl]

If you post messages seemingly from the FBI, does it automatically tell the other person it's not real? :o

the guy i messaged bought it.

[Ronin]

Just reading the titles, I know I'm in for a treat.

It's from a similar chat program, you could pick names. I chose "roosterboat" for my first few runs then I changed my named to "Bjorn" because people kept skipping over me.

[Moriarty]

Bump

[Moriarty]

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You: hi
Stranger: 14/m/usa
Stranger: heyy
You: 14/f/usa
You: :P
Stranger: :p
Stranger: cyber
Stranger: ?
You: did you get the joanna lopez message?
You: if you did sure
Stranger: yeahh
You: i hate it
You: its annoying
Stranger: lol ikool kids klub
You: i got it 10 times atleast in a row
You: lets cyber nao?
You: lol
Stranger: lol same
Stranger: ok
You: i work at mcdonalds
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nice
You: and give mudkip toys to customers
Stranger: XD
You: what are you
You: i have black hair and green eyes and casual wear
Stranger: i work @ a farm stand
You: and you want some mcnuggets
You: so you come to mcdonalds
Stranger: i have blonde hair grey eyes skare clothes
You: EWWWW
You: GRAY EYES
You: change it
You: lol
Stranger: skate*
You: change hte grey eyss
You: thats scary
Stranger: huh
Stranger: uhm im like wicked hot
You: make them blue or something lol
Stranger: as they say*
Stranger: XD
You: ._.
You: would you like a free mudkip
You: (toy)
Stranger: why not
You: ok
You: i hand it to you
You: with a note on it
You: saying call me and then my numer
You: and to open the toy
You: (open it)
You: (open the goddamn toy already
Stranger: *open*
You: theres a cellphone
Stranger: XD]
Stranger: *looks in it*
You: you leave to go home
You: while looking
You: and run into a wall by accident
You: THEN you leave
Stranger: * ouch *
You: what do you do now
You: a
You: call me
You: b nothing
You: c
You: LOLWUT Self Delete
Stranger: ?
You: those are your options
Stranger: a
You: you call me
You: i say hi
Stranger: mhmm
You: you say hi
You: i tell you where i live
You: you come over
You: what do you do now
Stranger: i say hi
Stranger: idkk
You: a touch my tits
You:  b rip off my shirt
You: c lolwut put your head in my tits
Stranger: b
You: you rip off my shirt
You: i like it
Stranger: XD
You: i take off my pants
You: and my bra
You: what do you do now
You: a
You: touch my boobs and rub them
You: b suck my boobs
You: c lolwut put your head in my BOOBs
Stranger: b
You: you suck my boobs
You: i milk
You: what do you do now
You: a
You: leave
You: b have more intercourse
You: c lolwut makeout while touching my body
Stranger: c
You: you makeout with me and touch me
You: i moan and take off your clothes
You: you love it
Stranger: mhmm       
You: what do you do now
You: a take your richard and put it in ME
You: b Put your richard in my MOUTH
You: c lolwut pee on me
Stranger: b
You: you put your richard in my mouth
You: you pee in my mouth and my mouth feels warm
You: what do you do now
You: a push harder
You: b cum
You: c lolwut pee more
Stranger: b
You: you cum on or in me
You: choose
Stranger: on
You: you take out your richard
You: and spray white stuff at me
You: also known as cum
You: what do you do now
Stranger: XD
You: say something to do
Stranger: i dunnp
Stranger: dunno
You: a
You: you rub my tits and finger me
You: actually
You: let me change a
You: a you put your head in my tits
You: thats it
You: a is all
You: so
You: you put your head in my tits and your cellphone rings
You: what do you do
Stranger: turn it offf
You: you tell me to wait
You: and see its your mom and dad on the phone
You: how did they find out
You: they wonder where you are
You: what the hell are you going to do now :o
Stranger: turn my cell off and say i lost service
You: you cant turn it off you never learned how
You: you have 2 options
You: a tell the truth
You: b say your at a friends house
Stranger: b
You: you say your at a friends house when theres a knock on the door
You: Its your mom and dad oh no
You: what do you do
You: a
You: kill yourself
You: b we run away
You: c kill me and you
Stranger: b
You: or d
You: lolwut you just barricade the door
You: with furniture
Stranger: d
You: you barricade the door
You: your mom and dad go to the back door
You: you used all the furniture on d
You: oh no
You: move some furniture?
Stranger: mhmm
You: you move furniture
You: oh no
You: a couch fell on your richard
You: its hurt
You: bad
You: now what
You: oh no
You: your bleeding from your richard
You: and the back door still isnt barricaded
You: what do you do now
You: a
You: be a man
You: b take the pussies way out of this
You: c just end it all for me
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: d keep loving?
You: you cant do d
You: because
You: your bleeding out of your richard :o
Stranger: you lick it off?
Stranger: and kiss it?
You: i attempt to lick it off
You: and kiss it
You: it still bleeds
You: now what
You: abc
You: ?
You: a b or c
Stranger: b
You: you kill yourself
You: the end
You: i open the door
You: it was just the doh
You: dog*
You: hitting the door
Stranger: lol
You: i go outside
You: ok
You: now its my turn
You: switch roles
You: you write
You: i choose
You: :O
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[BladeOfTheHorizon]

I AM EPICNESS

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Stranger: WHYYYY OMEGLE WHYYYYYY!!!
You: YEAH, WHYYYY
Stranger: sad face
Stranger: :<
You: I AM MASTER CHEEF
You: AND I AM GOING TO EET YUR FACE
Stranger: from hells kitchen?
You: OM NOM OM NOM
Stranger: NOOO NOT MY FACE NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
You: Yus, turd's keetchen
Stranger: OH DEAR GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH!
Stranger: AGGHHHH!H!!!!
You: But dah masturd is Turd Schmoogle
You: he cooks doodoo delight
Stranger: whats in todays menu chap?
You: doodoo delight
Stranger: sounds delightfull, what is it?
You: quarter poo-nder
You: doodoo delight is just the regular turd, but it's dry and is wrapped in dem seaweed
You: like sushi
You: but sushi is for pussies
You: :)
Stranger: OOH EEM GEEE! WHYYYYYYYYYYY OMEGLE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHY
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[Makingblah]

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Stranger: hey
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "A-367/B". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "34622-57" for more information.
You: hi
Stranger: o.o
You: what
Stranger: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "A-367/B". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "34622-57" for more information.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: lol



They blocked it out now :D

[Plasmus]

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Stranger: Harry?
You: yes?
Stranger: aah ive been looking for you!
You: me too
Stranger: what?
You: ive been looking for you
Stranger: oh realy
You: ya
Stranger: for what reasion is that?
You: i lvoe you.
Stranger: dumbledore is dead
You: i know
You: so is snape
You: thank god.
Stranger: later maybey
You: forget OFF HARRY NERD!1!1!1@!@1@@2!11!1!!!@!@$!#$1342%34

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Stranger: bonjour
You: i speak english

[Moriarty]

Does anyone else get joannalopez121? Its loving annoying. I got Yahoo and cursed her out, but shes just a bot... so I couldnt do anything.

[Justin K.]

Aww lol.  Well, I was teaching a 14 from Paris better grammar.

[Moriarty]

Aww lol.  Well, I was teaching a 14 from Paris better grammar.

Just like I taught someone to make out xD