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[Kerog]

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Stranger: hey whats up
Stranger: 24 m usa
You: 18 f usa
Stranger: cool
Stranger: connecticut
Stranger: you?
You: same!
Stranger: oh jeez lol
Stranger: danbury
Stranger: you?
You: same as well!
Stranger: oh come on lol
You: seriously!
Stranger: did you go to danbury high?
You: yes
Stranger: hatters ftw!
Stranger: so different from when i went there though
Stranger: now you guys need ID tags and stuff, right?
You: yeah, it sucks
Stranger: did you just graduate?
You: yep :)
Stranger: congrats!
Stranger: going to college?
You: i might be
Stranger: cool
Stranger: any idea where?
You: not sure, maybe somewhere up north
Stranger: good stuff..no rush..you've got your whole life ahead of you, dont rush into it, ya know?
You: yep
You: :)
Stranger: well what a small damn world
Stranger: so what are you up to tonight?
You: There is something I have been meaning to tell you right now
Stranger: whats that? you are not a girl, you're not from danbury, and you're not from CT lol?
You: [/goatse text art]
Stranger: loving /b/tards

[Ad Bot]

[KoopaScooper]

They're trying to hide it now.

Stranger: Wild ...
Stranger: oh nvm
You: Good idea.
You: This was my first convo on here, and more.
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73272.msg1247797#msg1247797
Stranger: guess
Stranger: what
You: What?
Stranger: Wild Abra Appears!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU---
Stranger: Wild Abra Wins With Teleport!
You: FFFFFFFFFUUUU---

[Colten]

I love these 4chan guys. Im having the best Omegles lol

[Colten]

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Stranger: hey asl
You: Level 14/Magikarp/Route 12
Stranger: Level 30/Onyx/Route 12
You: :D
You: Cool
You: You got AIM?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have goatse though
You: Cool
You: I prefer the real one
Stranger: yeah, way more fappable
You: Yeah
You: So
You: Youve got a rock hard richard right?
Stranger: naw pretty flaccid right now:(
Stranger: need something to get off to
You: Im interested in you but Im not sure what could happen when you evolve into a Steelix
You: So
You: Are you gonna post this on 4chan>
Stranger: Well you do have seven levels until you evolve into
Stranger: just kidding
Stranger: seven levels until garydos
You: Yeah
You: Then well really connect : )
Stranger: Yeah... want to take this slow?
You: What...
Stranger: and no, i'm not posting to 4chan. you can.
You: What are you saying?
You: Are you embarrassed of me?
Stranger: Well...no, I'd like to be seen with you... just later on. when you evolve from your current form.
You: Omg
You: I cant belive what Im hearing
You: Do you know what its like being a magikarp?
You: Always being made fun of?
You: Im the only Pokemon to be eaten on air
You: Do you KNOW what thats like?
Stranger: i'm sorry... i don't. i'm heavily glorified by brock and the television series.
You: See
You: Im tearing up...
You: Omg
You: I cant believe this
Stranger: But I do know in seven levels...you will be beautiful...
You: ;)
You: Youre so romantic
You: I cant be mad at you
Stranger: let's make love. :)
You: Are you ready...?
Stranger: If we were to procreate... what would our offspring look like?
Stranger: Yes, I am... but I need to know the answer to that.
You: Theyd be beautiful :)
Stranger: okay. lets do the nasty.
You: Ok <3
You: OMg
You: No
You: Omg
You: forget
You: You cut me
You: Your rocks
You: THey are crushing my tail
You: I need water
Stranger: (good one, i'm actually lol)
You: Lol
You: Can you please put me in that bowl?
Stranger: NO
Stranger:
Stranger: sorry dude, got bored.
You: Omg
You: I saw this on Hostile
Stranger: probably best omegle ever though.
You: You make me dry out
You: And then while Im gasping for water you dissect me
You: Omg
You: I thought you loved m
You: !
You: Its so dark...
Stranger: *crush*
Stranger: stfu.
You: Omg.... help me
Stranger: *crush again*
Stranger: stfu.
You: *shivers*
Stranger: *CRUSHHHHHHHHHH*
Stranger: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THAT ACRONYM
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: YOU ANNOYING forget
Stranger: I HATED LEVELING YOU UP TO A GYARADOS WHEN I WAS PLAYING POKEMON
Stranger: loving ANNOYING MAGIKARP
You: Omg no
You: Whats happening
You: I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACHOTHER
Stranger: i can't wait that long
You: *Magikarp uses splash*
Stranger: *Onyx uses disconnect*
Stranger: peace man.
Stranger: was fun.
You: Seeya
Stranger: feel free to post this.
You: Ya
You: Lol
You: Ok
You: MSN: Colten@csahms.com
Stranger: once more with feeling.
Stranger:
You: Lol
You: <3
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[Ronin]

I love these 4chan guys. Im having the best Omegles lol

You must also love rick rolling links, duck roll, and text creepbears.

[Jester]

You must also love rick rolling links, duck roll, and text creepbears.

I got a couple of those, but mostly Wild Abras.

[Saxophone]

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger:  m or f?
You:  The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
Stranger: lol ok..
Stranger: m or f??
Stranger: fine then
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation is sending local forces to your location right now. Please co-operate with the local forces or be filed under the law of AK4628 /B
Stranger: u know i dont believe u?
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He don't belive me.
Every time I say.

ROBLOX SUCKS
:D

They leave.

[Dropshock]

Haha
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: boy or girl
You: Girl
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: age
You: 15
Stranger: im 16
You: cool
Stranger: wanna cyber
Stranger: ???
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
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[Retz]

You: i have brown layered hairs and brown eyes
You: i weigh like 120 idk
You: lets start, u first
Stranger: what are you wearing right now
You: blue shorts and tang top?
You: i can take of my shorts when we do this
You: Yeah you know what
Stranger: first i'd bring you down to your knees, make you undo my pants
You: I am a cop.
You: I am a guy
Stranger: dont tell my mom!
You: Sorry kid, tracing IP

HAHAHA

[Robo Noob]

i lol'd hard

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Stranger: Wild Abra used Teleport!
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[Ronin]

Nothing beats my text goatse.

[DrMobius]

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Stranger: hi where you from?
You: mars
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Stranger: AHSLEY
Stranger: *ASHLEY!
You: yes?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: O_O
You: what?
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Stranger: A Wild monday Appears
You: throws mastewr ball
Stranger: Uneffective. Hint: Try throwing chicken.
You: throws fried chicken
Stranger: monday faints with super hard erection.
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You: hello
Stranger: A wild ABRA appears
You: throws master ball
Stranger: *blip*
Stranger: *blip*
Stranger: *blup*
Stranger: Wild ABRA was caught
You: :D
Stranger: Wuod you like to name your pokemon?
You: I caught an abra!
You: no
You: it's fine
Stranger: ABRA was sent to Bill's PC
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[Maor]

Stranger: hey
You: A wild geodude appers!
Stranger: does he teleport too?
Stranger: because so far
You: Hells no
Stranger: abras have fled
Stranger: I know
Stranger: he can't he's a loving rock
You: He uses dig!
You have disconnected.

I loving love this site.

[Dropshock]

OH MY GOD. BEST CONVO EVER.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A wild ABRA appears
Stranger: JARVIE?!?!?!?!
Stranger: forget you again?!?!??!
You: What?
You: forget ME HARD
Stranger: forget
Stranger: forget
Stranger: forget
You: stuff
You: stuff
Stranger: but you're an abra
You: stuff
Stranger: it's hard to forget abras
You: Oh actually im a geodude
Stranger: still
Stranger: unforgetable
You: magikarp?
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: skull forget ftw
Stranger: but
Stranger: then you're gonna evolve into garydos
Stranger: and just hyper beam the stuff out of me
Stranger: not cool man
You: This conversation is now officially awesome.
You: GOOD JOB.
You: +50 exp
Stranger: forget yeah
You: Quest completed
Stranger: do i get gold?
You: NO forget YOU.
You: YOU GET love.
Stranger: can i trade love?
You: Yes.
Stranger: for armor?
Stranger: or more love?
You: Yes.
Stranger: k
Stranger: then i want love
You: Im sorry dave, but im afraid i cant do that.
Stranger: ?!?!?!
Stranger: forget
Stranger: how'd you know my real identity????
Stranger: -_0
You: Im loving awesome like that bro
Stranger: does it come with being a garydos and stuff?
You: Yeah, Pretty much.
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: i wish i was a garydos
Stranger: instead of
Stranger: a stuffty little
You: Yeah, I bet you do.
Stranger: sudowoodo
You: HAHA
You: Welp, Im off to go fly my toaster to the moon.
You: See you.
Stranger: nicholas?....
Stranger: bye
Stranger: have fun
You: YEEAAHHH BIITTCHHH
You have disconnected.

YESSS.

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Stranger: A WILD monday APPEARS
Stranger: monday USES STEAL SHOES
You: THROWS FRIED CHICKEN
Stranger: monday HAS STOLEN YOUR SHOES
Stranger: monday STOPS
Stranger: BEGINS EATING FRIED CHICKEN
You: USES MASTER BALL
Stranger: OH NO, SLAVE monday CANNONT ESCAPE MASTER BALL
Stranger: monday IS CAUGHT
You: FUUUCCKK YEEAAHH BIITTCCHH
Stranger: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE YOUR monday A NICKNAME?
You: YES
You: friend
Stranger: friend IS HAPPY WITH HIS NEW NAME
Stranger: friend WOULD LIKE SOME WATERMELLON
You: SLAP THAT monday
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[Moriarty]

OH MY GOD. BEST CONVO EVER.YESSS.

monday one = funniest.
monday GETS NEW NICKNAME: friend. monday STOPS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.