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You: hi
Stranger: If you are sad
Stranger: then be glad
Stranger: if you are mad
Stranger: then be glad
Stranger: =d
Stranger: =D
Stranger: didja like me song, matey?
You: ya
Stranger: Thank ye, lass..or is it lad? What are ye?
You: lad
Stranger: Aye lad. Ye got sea legs?
You: no
You: are you a pirate
Stranger: Ah, what a shame.
Stranger: Yes'm, but..don't tell the authorities, eh? We can't have me killed, can we...?
Stranger: Ye'd make a fine pirate, ye would.
You: do you have a hookhand and a pegleg and an eyepatch and a floorboard?
Stranger: Haha, lad. Funny. Them things are myths, they are. Ever seen a true pirate, eh? I assume not.
Stranger: We does love rum though, we does.
Stranger: In fact, I think I'm t' go t' me ship now, and drink some.
Stranger: Me crew and I leave at dawn.
Stranger: It would be an honor if ye decided to stop by...
You: where
Stranger: On the east side of th' docks.
Stranger: Me ship is called
Stranger: Poseidon's Pride
Stranger: Aye, she be fine.
You: want to be friends
Stranger: Well, lad, I best be leavin' now. I expect to see ye at the crack o' dawn t' join me crew.
Stranger: And the first rule of pirates, lad, is that
You: ILL BE THERE
Stranger: we don't have friends.
Stranger: SO long, lad.
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