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Stranger: snake?
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Stranger: what?
You: A FACEPALM IS SMACKING YOUR HEAD.
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Stranger: şarkı adı söyle bi tane
You: wat.
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Stranger: hi\
You: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: not much. i'm getting a training butterfly knife.
You: :D
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: the ol' balisong.
Stranger: they're cool.
Stranger: I made one.
You: really?
Stranger: except the blade flew off and almost cut off my toe. I don't suggest making one.
You: :o
Stranger: i\ya
Stranger: so dont make it.
Stranger: =/
You: the one i have is supposedly very well constructed, from what i've seen on Youtube.
You: er, the one i'm getting.
You: still comign in the mail.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I like knives.
Stranger: they're pointy.
You: i built a K'nex bali, but it's really thick when closed. i can do a perfect Y2K with it.
Stranger: nice
You: here's a picture of the one i'm getting.
You:
http://www.knifenordic.se/images/BC114BTR.JPGStranger: that's one of the loveiest knives I've ever seen
You: inorite? :D
You: not quite as col as the Benchmade model 42 though.
Stranger: well that goes without saying.
Stranger: I want a replica of the switchblade the Joker has in the Dark Knight
Stranger: such a cool looking knife
You: i've never seen the dark knigrt.
Stranger: it's pretty good.
You: can you give me a picture link?
Stranger: sure, let me find one
You: of the nkife?
Stranger:
http://www.yourprops.com/norm-48a7950689db1-Dark+Knight,+The+(2008).jpegStranger: its out the front which makes it even cooler
You: cool knife.
You: does it slide out?
Stranger: yeah
You: the blade?
Stranger: its like a switchblade except out the front
You: then i believe it's classified as a Stilletto switchblade.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: I wouldn't be willing to throw down 40 bucks for it though =/
Stranger: I'm pretty sure it's illegal where I live anyway.
You: :\
You: well, if you keep it in your house it's legal.
Stranger: true true
You: jut in public it's illegal.
Stranger: except I wouldnt have much use for it except looking at it
You: it's illegal in public, unless...
Stranger: you have a permit
You: or, if you keep it in a sheath, but it has to be visible.
Stranger: yeah but there wouldnt be a point for that
Stranger: HEY GUIS LOOK AT MA SHEATH'D KNIFE.
You: UMG IT'S SO COOOL
Stranger: IMMA KUT U OWATE I KANT CUZ ITS SHEATH'D.
You: D; OWATE IS THAT A D: OR A :D????????????
Stranger: MIND BLOW
Stranger: BRICKS SHAT
Stranger: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL BTW
You: have you seen anyone by the name of cutlerylover on Youtube?
Stranger: oh yes, just this morning
You: WUT.
Stranger: wasn't about a knife
Stranger: review of the Zippo Blu
You: oh cool.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: he actually put me off buying it
You: D:
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: but I'm not going to spend like 50 bucks on a lighter that doesn't have a flame adjustment dial.
You: :l
You: well, i gotta go, bai.
Stranger: k
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