Author Topic: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.  (Read 114143 times)

This was apparently a mean person.

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What did I do?

Double Post :P

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Stranger: hi
You: MAKE LOVE TO ME
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how
You: Hard intercourse
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I'm such a sicko. :D

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male?
You: Nope
You: Mail
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male?
You: Nope
You: Mail
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Lol'd for some reason.


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You: Hai
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you
You: Quite good
You: You?
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: i'mfine
You: Kay
You: Just a question for you
You: Can you divide by zero?
Stranger: male
You: wut
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Stranger : Hi
Me : Hai
Stranger : Do u plai roonskape
Me : No..
Me : I play blockland
Me : :D
Stranger : Fail
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 :'(

This is funny

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Stranger: im horny 16 f
You: no
You: you aren't
Stranger: yea i am
You: oh noes
Stranger: wanna fuk
You: you're probably some 12 year old fat kid on his laptop
Stranger: uhh no
You: with no life
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Stranger: tjo, svensk?
You: Hi
You: wow
You: im TJ
You: are you from blockland
Stranger: yes
You: Id?
« Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 07:29:50 PM by TJ10 »

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You: Hello
Stranger: ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ HE AWAITS IN DARKNESS҉̵̞̟̠̖̗..̘̙̜̝ ̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕.. ̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̒̓̔̚̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. HE
HE COMES ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̒̓̔̚̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚HE WHO WILL SING THE END OF THE EARTH ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. HE
ѺᗥϡϟᐝЉЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷ..ҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋ..ЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸᘟѺ ᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂ..ҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨ..ѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓԆ ԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓ..ϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᘟѺᗥϡϟ..ᐝЉᙰᔒѪᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝ ЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦᙰᔒᘟѾ҂..ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁ..ᓁᕰᓿᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉ ᙰᔒѪᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁ..ᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈ..ᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒ ҎҸԆԶᑓՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋ..ҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѾ҂ҊҖ..ҒҎҸԆԶᑓᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜ ӅᐰᖚᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁ..ᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈ..ᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒ ҎҸԆԶᑓѺᗥϡϟᐝЉЉᙰᔒѪ..ՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃ..ЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖ ҒҎҸᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁ..ᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈ..ᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎ ҸԆԶᑓԆԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒ..ҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿ..ᘟѺᗥѺᗥϡϟᐝЉЉᙰ ᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰ..ᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒ..ҎҸᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪ ՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃ..ЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸ..ԆԶᑓԆԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂Ҋ ҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁ..ᕰᓿᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪᘟѺᗥ..ϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰ ᓿᐷҦᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶ..ᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᘟѺᗥϡ..ϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪᘟѺᗥϡϟ ᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋ..ҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂..ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓՁᓁᕰ ᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸ..ᕔᙋЮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓᐷҦ..ЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚᘟѺᗥϡ ϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅ..ЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ..҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓѺᗥϡ ϟᐝЉЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨ..ᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮ..Ѿ҂ҊҖҒҎҸᘟѺᗥϡϟ ᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋ..ҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂..ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓԆԶᑓᙰ s ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚.. ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚.. ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ HE COMES
Stranger: hello
You: Holy stuff
You: Meow
Stranger: MEOOOOW!
You: Woof Woof
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: m or f?
You: Male
Stranger: me too
You: lovey
Stranger: haha
You: So Zetta Cool
Stranger: at least you didnt disconnect immediatly
Stranger: most guys do that regardless
You: Yea
You: You play blockland?
Stranger: haha never heard otf it
i play battletoads
You: Hmm
You: I never heard of THAT
Stranger: lol they sell it at gamestop
You: do you but 2 toads and make them fight eachother?
You: buy*
Stranger: ask for it at gamestop lol\
Stranger:
you play a toad
Stranger: and you have weapons and you kill things
You: DO U Blow 8
Stranger: huh?
You: look at 8
You: in the numpad
You: It has a up arrow
Stranger: haha wow
Stranger: no wayy'
You: Lol toad rage
You: Toad heaven
Stranger: :P
Stranger: roflmao
You: IMMA FIREN MEH LAZA
Stranger: SHOOP DA HOOP!
You: *COOMS *
Stranger: *DA WHOOP
You: Omg
Stranger: lawl
You: Shoop da woop now comes in a hoop?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: all in loops\
You: Holy batman
You: Well
Stranger: lmao
You: u like megaman
Stranger: hah
You: What
You: I liked megaman zx and zx advent
Stranger: totally ZX 4 t3h w1n!
You: Yea
Stranger: ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ HE AWAITS IN DARKNESS҉̵̞̟̠̖̗..̘̙̜̝ ̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕.. ̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̒̓̔̚̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. HE
HE COMES ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̒̓̔̚̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚HE WHO WILL SING THE END OF THE EARTH ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. HE
ѺᗥϡϟᐝЉЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷ..ҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋ..ЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸᘟѺ ᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂ..ҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨ..ѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓԆ ԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓ..ϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᘟѺᗥϡϟ..ᐝЉᙰᔒѪᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝ ЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦᙰᔒᘟѾ҂..ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁ..ᓁᕰᓿᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉ ᙰᔒѪᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁ..ᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈ..ᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒ ҎҸԆԶᑓՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋ..ҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѾ҂ҊҖ..ҒҎҸԆԶᑓᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜ ӅᐰᖚᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁ..ᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈ..ᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒ ҎҸԆԶᑓѺᗥϡϟᐝЉЉᙰᔒѪ..ՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃ..ЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖ ҒҎҸᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁ..ᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈ..ᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎ ҸԆԶᑓԆԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒ..ҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿ..ᘟѺᗥѺᗥϡϟᐝЉЉᙰ ᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰ..ᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒ..ҎҸᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪ ՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃ..ЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸ..ԆԶᑓԆԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂Ҋ ҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁ..ᕰᓿᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪᘟѺᗥ..ϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰ ᓿᐷҦᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶ..ᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᘟѺᗥϡ..ϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪᘟѺᗥϡϟ ᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋ..ҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂..ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓՁᓁᕰ ᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸ..ᕔᙋЮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓᐷҦ..ЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚᘟѺᗥϡ ϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅ..ЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ..҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓѺᗥϡ ϟᐝЉЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨ..ᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮ..Ѿ҂ҊҖҒҎҸᘟѺᗥϡϟ ᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋ..ҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂..ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓԆԶᑓᙰ s ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚.. ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚.. ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇.. ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡.. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋.. ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞.. ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑.. ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍.. ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠.. ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏.. ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓.. ̔̕̚̕̚ HE COMES
Stranger: peace

Stranger: hey
You: WTF R U LOOkIN AT
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Stranger: snake?
You: /facepalm
Stranger: what?
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Stranger: şarkı adı söyle bi tane
You: wat.
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Stranger: hi\
You: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: not much. i'm getting a training butterfly knife.
You: :D
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: the ol' balisong.
Stranger: they're cool.
Stranger: I made one.
You: really?
Stranger: except the blade flew off and almost cut off my toe. I don't suggest making one.
You: :o
Stranger: i\ya
Stranger: so dont make it.
Stranger: =/
You: the one i have is supposedly very well constructed, from what i've seen on Youtube.
You: er, the one i'm getting.
You: still comign in the mail.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I like knives.
Stranger: they're pointy.
You: i built a K'nex bali, but it's really thick when closed. i can do a perfect Y2K with it.
Stranger: nice
You: here's a picture of the one i'm getting.
You: http://www.knifenordic.se/images/BC114BTR.JPG
Stranger: that's one of the loveiest knives I've ever seen
You: inorite? :D
You: not quite as col as the Benchmade model 42 though.
Stranger: well that goes without saying.
Stranger: I want a replica of the switchblade the Joker has in the Dark Knight
Stranger: such a cool looking knife
You: i've never seen the dark knigrt.
Stranger: it's pretty good.
You: can you give me a picture link?
Stranger: sure, let me find one
You: of the nkife?
Stranger: http://www.yourprops.com/norm-48a7950689db1-Dark+Knight,+The+(2008).jpeg
Stranger: its out the front which makes it even cooler
You: cool knife.
You: does it slide out?
Stranger: yeah
You: the blade?
Stranger: its like a switchblade except out the front
You: then i believe it's classified as a Stilletto switchblade.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: I wouldn't be willing to throw down 40 bucks for it though =/
Stranger: I'm pretty sure it's illegal where I live anyway.
You: :\
You: well, if you keep it in your house it's legal.
Stranger: true true
You: jut in public it's illegal.
Stranger: except I wouldnt have much use for it except looking at it
You: it's illegal in public, unless...
Stranger: you have a permit
You: or, if you keep it in a sheath, but it has to be visible.
Stranger: yeah but there wouldnt be a point for that
Stranger: HEY GUIS LOOK AT MA SHEATH'D KNIFE.
You: UMG IT'S SO COOOL
Stranger: IMMA KUT U OWATE I KANT CUZ ITS SHEATH'D.
You: D; OWATE IS THAT A D: OR A :D????????????
Stranger: MIND BLOW
Stranger: BRICKS SHAT
Stranger: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL BTW
You: have you seen anyone by the name of cutlerylover on Youtube?
Stranger: oh yes, just this morning
You: WUT.
Stranger: wasn't about a knife
Stranger: review of the Zippo Blu
You: oh cool.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: he actually put me off buying it
You: D:
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: but I'm not going to spend like 50 bucks on a lighter that doesn't have a flame adjustment dial.
You: :l
You: well, i gotta go, bai.
Stranger: k
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« Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 10:14:28 PM by MEEKL!!! »

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Stranger: ME NEITHERZ
Stranger: D:
Stranger: HERD U LEIK MUDKIPZ
You: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MUDKIPS LEIK YOU!!!1!!!!!1!!
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You: WHO WANT'S TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF?!  :D :D :D :D
Stranger: RAGE D:<
Stranger: I DO I DO
You: I RAGE MORE THAN YOU!!!! D:<
Stranger: LIESS D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
You: THE CAKE'S A LIE!!!!!
Stranger: SO IS OUR RELATIONSHIP!!!!
Stranger: (Cries)
Stranger: :<
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Stranger: WOOT!
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: DO YOU GO TO MARRILAND OR SEREBII?
You: SEREBII!!!!! YAY!!!
Stranger:  :O
Stranger: WAT UR USERNAME BE?
Stranger: DIS BE TORTERRA14
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You: I LEID!! :D
Stranger: ORLY?
Stranger: D:<
You: NORLY!!
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You: I encrypted the entire chat!!!
Stranger: wut does that mean?
Stranger: o=
You: http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/encrypter/
Stranger: you sent me a secret message?
You: 3
You: yay
Stranger: how do I decode them?
You: Copy/paste the thing I did in the large text area, then in the key type in 12
Stranger: k
Stranger: after I click decript?
You: yea
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Stranger: you did the whole chat lol
You: yay!
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Stranger: kbai
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Stranger: <I don't know what he posted, just lotsa spam.>
You: brb. need 2 poop.
Stranger: poop in my mouth
You: 0pen wide!!!11!
You: itza big 1.
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: POOPS
Stranger: POOOOOOOOOOOOPZ
You: howz it tatse?
Stranger: Like stuff.
Stranger: -_-
You: yum yum for the tum tum
Stranger: righto
You: will u return the favor?
You: plz
Stranger: That was a favor?
You: I rly need this rite now
Stranger: i dont have any dookie in the shooty
You: my rabbit just broke up wit me.
Stranger: i shat when i waked up
Stranger: you're rabbit?
You: go get it.
Stranger: its in the sewer
You: no I'm not a rabbit. HOW DARE YOU!!!1!
You: THAT GOES AGAINST MY FAITH
You: in jesus
Stranger: dam catholics
You: Actually I'm a portestant
Stranger: whats the difference?
You: One is republican and one is DIARREAH!!!!!!!1
Stranger: i have diarrhea every day
You: also porpoises cant be catholic
Stranger: get used to it
You: I make full use of it
You: ASL?
Stranger: 17/m/usa
You: 57/M/Oregon.
Stranger: Nice
You: send me pix thru phone.
You: 1-###-###-#### <I posted my friends number>
You: Nudes plz
Stranger: uuuh
Stranger: what
You: You know wat.
Stranger: i could if you wanted
You: plz do.
Stranger: but thats probably not ur real fphone
You: no it iz
You: so r you into any weird stuff
You: like furniture pron
You: that stuff is first class
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: furniture pron
Stranger: sure
You: yes itz awsum
Stranger: i remember hearing about it
You: i got dis new chair at the antique barn last month
You: got a hole in it just the rite size 4 me
You: 1 cm across
Stranger: keep it oiled
Stranger: or she'll rust
You: o dont worry i take gud care of OL
You: BETSY
You: an she takes car uvme if u no wut i mean
Stranger: oh i fully understand
You: i figured u would, u seem lik that type
You: u hav any nice chairs
You: w/ the holes
Stranger: no i have a girlfriend
Stranger: w/ a hole
You: ther not as nice trust me
You: they dont giv splinters
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: thas a good thing?
You: oh ya hav u ever tried it
Stranger: no, just mattresses for me
You: ive never been hardr than wen i got my 1st splinter
You: try it sumtime
Stranger: what kind of wood?
You: oh u know what kinda wood lol
Stranger: wait a second
Stranger: i meant
Stranger: XD
Stranger: fibrous substance
You: R U SAYING I DONT HAV ENOUGH FIBER IN MY DIET?!?
Stranger: i move away from the keyboard to hit the bong
You: hey can i hav a hit plz
You: its been like20 min
You: i need mor
Stranger: 20 mins since ur last one?
You: yes
Stranger: i guess i can help you out
You: sweet thx my cat stol my bong
You: black wookiee
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: howd she steal it
You: shes just got sticky fingerz cant trust her
Stranger: cut them off
You: i did thatz y ther sticky
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: what does she do while you're loving furniture?
You: o she joins in
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: leave the cat out of it, man
Stranger: but add the dog
Stranger: you there, amigo?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: put the chair down
Stranger: dam brother
Stranger: did you go to buy more weed or wut
Your conversational partner has disconnected.