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[Protokol]

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Stranger: heyy, male,17, here looking for a female with a webcam :)...and msn
You: hey, shemale, 50
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Why do they always leave? :(

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

Clearly your too young. Try Shemale, 70.

[Crazy Salt]

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You: wot
Stranger: horny girl?
You: You know it ;)
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: wanna send some pics?
Stranger: and ill send some in return ;)
You: Nou
You have disconnected.

[xXFlareXx]

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You: HAi
Stranger: forget dude
Stranger: You're Japanese, aren't you.
You: HAi
Stranger: LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOY
Stranger: Youssa gonna get araped areal bad nao
You: My nam ie merter miogy
Stranger: forget your foreignness
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[Sebster 105]

You: Hi
Stranger: Go away
You: Never
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza

You have disconnected

[Big Brother]

You: Hi
Stranger: Go away
You: Never
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: pizza

You have disconnected

Nice bump you forgettard

[mechaspark]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELP
You: HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
Stranger: huh??
Stranger: i dno
You: I NED TU SHOT WEB
You: TLL ME
You: :(((((((
Stranger: i
Stranger: d
Stranger: u
Stranger: n
Stranger: n
Stranger: i
Stranger: *
Stranger: o
You have disconnected.

[Leafsoo7]

You: Hello
Stranger: you a girl?
You: no, boy
Your stranger has disconnected.

[Katamari007]

Nice bump, friend

[Blockbuilder321]

Stranger: asl
You: My snake glitters in the light
Stranger: great
You: thanks
You: I've been working hard for that to happen
Stranger: vampire ?
You: :O
You: Are you a stalker?
Stranger: no im also one
You: Are you boy or girl?
Stranger: girl
You: Then you can continue stalking me :D
Stranger: sweet, i will be at your house later ;)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: boy or girl?
Stranger: boy.
You: im a girl :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DracoSoul]

Calm down friends, people like this topic.

[Netwars4]

If I had known this would've been bumped, I would've saved the 2 hour conversation I had with someone about our trials and tribulations as being a land elf and a sea elf.

I was the sea elf, and I had just taken a small armada and gained my first wife; she could not move due to being pleasured so much.

[Visage]

You: Yo.
Stranger: tú
You: Que?
Stranger: nada
You: Que haces?
Stranger: aburrirme
You: Yo tambien.
Stranger: dónde estás?
You: En mi computadora.
You: :D
Stranger: yo en mi ordenador
You: Juegas videojuegos?
Stranger: casi nunca
You: ):
You: Luego que haces para divertirte?
Stranger: prefiero la música
You: escucha musica para divertir?
You: Hago las dos, juego videojuegos mientras escucho musica.
Stranger: yo videojuegos no
You: No te gusta?
Stranger: no mucho
Stranger: no eres español
You: practicas deportes?
You: Luego de donde eres?
Stranger: yo español
You: Oh yo veo, lo siento.
You: No entiende.
You: Quieres hablar sobre?
Stranger: lo que tú quieras, me da igual
You: Mmmm...
Stranger: de dónde eres?
You: California.
You: En EEUU
Stranger: yo de Madrid
You: Bueno, esta es donde yo quiero vivir.
Stranger: entonces deberás decir ordenador en vez de computadora jajajaja
Stranger: en España no decimos computadora
You: Yo se.
Stranger: I know = lo sé
You: forget YOU BEANER

[Syntho]

Stranger: Daddy don't need bitch daddy can forget his little baby
Stranger: HAHA!
You: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE

[gun fun]

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You: hello asl   (i was bored)
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theyre so mean.
oh and heres another.

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Stranger: u amazing phil?
You: im not phil im loving jesus bitch
Stranger: oh. hi
You: im loving jesus so pray you bastard
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