pics or it didnt happen
wat?
EDIT: Hes talking about love now. This is gonna be fun to troll.
Its still going, heres the beginning:
Stranger: hi
You: hgi
You: hi*
Stranger: asl?
You: 17, Female, New York
Stranger: 22 m Indiana
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Selena.
Stranger: I'm Simon
You: Nice to meet you.
Stranger: same
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: Blackish-brownish hair, green eyes, "Perfect" body, shirt, barefoot, pants, etc.
You: My hair is long down, and a little messy sometimes.
Stranger: define "perfect body"?
Stranger: perfect is a little different for everybody
You: Skinny, you know, those bodies considered as "Bikini bodies".
Stranger: what's your heigh and weight?
You: 5.3, weight: 197.
Stranger: sounds a little big for a "perfect" body, don't you think?
You: Not exactly.
Stranger: or are you just toying with me?
You: I work out a lot.
You: I'm working on losing weight.
You: We had dinner with the whole family yesterday, so I was stuffed out.
Stranger: so, you're not exactly "skinny" then?
You: Not as yet.
Stranger: ok
You: But when I start working out, I will again.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you got a belly?
You: I have a belly.
You: Everyone has a belly.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: is yours noticable? like, does it stick out?
You: When I'm wearing shirts?
Stranger: sure
You: Nope, it doesnt.
Stranger: how big are your boobs?
You: I don't exactly know.
Stranger: well, what size bra you wear?
You: 7.
Stranger: that's not a bra size I'm familiar with...
You: Owait,
You: I just checked
You: About 5.
Stranger: 5 what?
You: size 5.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are they really big?
You: yeah. Atleast thats what all the guys say.
Stranger: alright then
Stranger: so, you like to eat do you?
You: Not very much
You: I dont like to overstuff myself.
Stranger: how'd you get at the weight your at now?
You: We ate some veryyyy good chicken.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how much you weigh before?
You: 186
Stranger: you gained 10 pounds in a weekend?
You: Not week.
You: 2 days atleast. I think
Stranger: that's still a lot of weight in a very short period of time
Stranger: you must have been gorging yourself
You: Yeah ):
Stranger: I like bigger girls
Stranger: especially when they eat a lot :)
You: Lol.
You: So, is there anything else you want to ask?
Stranger: you like big men?
You: Eh, I like muscular men I guess.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I'm pretty muscular. Got a big gut too, but I'm mostly muscle. I'm 290 lbs
You: Wow.
Stranger: big enough?
You: Pretty good. Sure.
Stranger: you like a guy with a big gut?
You: Dunno. But it'll do,
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: so, mind describing to me how much you think you ate that weekend?
You: I dont really remember everything I eat, sooo.
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: but, every meal you'd pretty much stuff yourself right? you must have to have gained 10 pounds
You: Not all the way stuff, just a little
You: stuffed*
Stranger: what's all the way for you?
You: Hm, 5 bowls of cereal. I like to limit myself. But some food are just too good.
Stranger: I know the feeling
Stranger: you often try to stuff as much as possible?
You: Not really.
You: I eat
You: And when there is something good
You: I eat a lot
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: any idea what's the most you've ever eaten?
You: Christmas.
You: Lots of the chicken
You: And Eggnog <3
Stranger: haha
Stranger: love the eggnog
You: :D
Stranger: so, what was that like?
You: Big party.
Stranger: I mean, being stuffed
You: Oh, at the end of the party, I went to sleep. I skipped breakfast and lunch that day.
Stranger: was your belly really big?
You: not that bug
You: big*
You: just a little.
Stranger: you ever tried to see how much food you can handle?
You: Nope.
Stranger: well, when did you eat 5 bowls of cereal?
Stranger: and why?
You: I was very hungry.
You: I was on the computer too long
You: And missed a whole day of food
You: The next day, I ate 5 bowls of cereal.
Stranger: and you just ate until you couldn't eat anymore?
You: yep
You: Until I was back to normal hunger.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you like the feeling of being stuffed?
You: not really.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Well, I like to stuff myself a lot
Stranger: to see how much this 'ol belly can take, and to stretch my capacity
You: Hm.
Stranger: I'm a big guy, I got a big appetite
Stranger: got any pics?
You: Nope. The camera is broken.
Stranger: ok then
And so on. I'm still going though.
