Author Topic: Lets chat!  (Read 22125 times)

This is why cybering over an anonymous program is fun as hell.
You don't get the "accidently the whole bottle" joke?

so far nothing but i got this
Quote
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Blockland Forum Member?
Stranger: [NOTE: This user has been required by federal law to state that he/she is a registered love offender in the State of California]
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is that
You: to late, i'm a love offender
You have disconnected.

friend = me
friend: hello
Sarah: hmmm
Sarah: intresting choice of a name
friend: i know
friend: it is cool isnt it
Sarah: aby reason behind it?
Sarah: *aby
friend: now get me a sammich
Sarah: **any haha
friend: sammich now
Sarah: a sammich?
friend: sandwich
friend: durp
friend: i need to leave
Sarah: hmmmm
Sarah: ok byee
Sarah: haha
friend: someone named "friend" is on
friend: bai
EDIT:
I found Duck Invaders. :D


No, mr no name. I will report you to badspot.

 sup
Stranger: not much
 coo
 so how goes life as a stranger
Stranger: Have you found the secret key of golden bread?
 nah, only red bread
Stranger: BEGONE MORTAL!
 my sincerest apologies good sir
Stranger: Oh it's okay.
Stranger: I forgive you.
 no
 no you dont
 so im going to repot u to badspot




Edit:




nousheen: Hello
Stranger: I think you look more like a pop fish morian.
nousheen: no
nousheen: ru?
Stranger: no
nousheen: where ru frm?
Stranger: robolx hur
nousheen: wht?
Stranger: undir ur bassmant
nousheen: ur learning something a
Stranger: like the
nousheen: speelings
nousheen: spellings
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hummmmm
Stranger: i dont not get it
nousheen: means u have not understood
nousheen: okay then Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




Edit2:




I'd lol if this guy believed me.

Stranger: Blast.
random:  Show me your boobs?
Stranger: You have returned.
Stranger: I would, but what's it to you?
Stranger: What would you need them for?
random: Boobs.
random: I want to see them.
Stranger: Why?
random: Because I'm a horny adolescent boy.
random: Can I see them?
Stranger: Then you suck at the Internet boy. google is your friend.
random: I'd rather see "real" ones.
random: If you know what I mean.
Stranger: I know what you mean. I'm a lesbo.
random: Alright.
random: Think you can help me?
random: By any chance?
Stranger: No. It's rather amusing to see you in distress.
random: Distress?
random: Who's in distress?
random: I'm simply asking to see tits.
Stranger: Blagh.
Stranger: You're boring, go on gaia or something. More whores there
random: If you understand my situation
random: why wouldn't you want to help?
Stranger: Why would I want to help?
random: Because you are a kind hearted soul.
Stranger: That's a lie. I'm a jerk and a deviant.
random: That's even better.
random: Kind of naughty.
random: >:D
Stranger: Exactly. That's why the girls love me.
Stranger: I show them a good time.
Stranger: I hurt them and they like it. :D
random: Can you show me a good time? I'd like to get a taste.
Stranger: No sorry, I don't know you, or where you live.
random: That can be arranged.
random: Asl?
Stranger: 19/F/Ontario
random: 18/m/Florida.
random: There, we know each other.
random: :)
Stranger: You're too far. I don't like travelling.
random: No need to travel.
random: The internet is a wonderful invention.
Stranger: Hahaha
random: Why the laughing?
Stranger: You're funny. I prefer the real thing.
random: As do I.
random: Hence my request,
Stranger: I don't pleasure myself to the computer screen. I'd rather play with another girl in my bed.
random: We share similar interests.
Stranger: I think I'll go call one now. Bye.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 12:17:02 AM by Chrono »

Couldn't be Otis! There is no too young for him.

faust: ello gov'na
Friday: Aye
faust: wats up
Friday: nadda
faust: so how r ya
Friday: wonderful
faust: thats great to hear
faust: so how was your day>
faust: ?
Friday: um
Friday: bad, everything gone wrong, it makes me excited.
faust: how so?
Friday: duno
faust: like what went worng
faust: wrong*
Friday: oh
Friday: well my cat went missing my little brother brakes my stuff and my daddy yells at me. my so called friends beat me up today too
faust: you a guy?
Friday: no
faust: ouch
faust: why did they bear you up?
faust: beat*
Friday: becuz i didnt want to goto mall with them
faust: so they beat you up... that makes no sence
Friday: i no
faust: did you do anything to provoke them
Friday: i dont know
faust: that is just crazy
faust: ps asl?
Friday: sorry cant say my dad doesnt let me give out that stuff
faust: so your underage...

faust: so your underage...
This guy was probably /bonerget when he figured that out.

I really don't feel like color coding this whole entire chat...

panzer: hi
panzer: hello
panzer: how are you?
panzer: good how are you
panzer: you are me?
panzer: and i am you?
panzer: yes
panzer: *rubs chin* intresting
panzer: verry intresting
panzer: would you not concurr?
panzer: my good man would you concurr...y/n
panzer: Well, would you?
panzer: i would... this situation is quite perplexing if i may say so... yould you not agree
panzer: I am you. You agree.
panzer: you may be a part of me
panzer: i do not know yet
panzer: first...
panzer: asl?
panzer: You wouldn't need to ask that. You already know.
panzer: quite
panzer: well then...
panzer: all normal routes of conversation have been bipassed because of this prediciment we are in... so why dont you ask some questions
panzer: Well, why do you think this started?
panzer: because you saw someone named panzer so you there fore copied the name wanting to cause comfusion/ you just liked the name
panzer: But if I'm you, wouldn't you want to do the same thing?
panzer: aah... but we must be two different parts of the whole because of us not knowing of eachother
panzer: so there fore we must have seperate thought processes
panzer: so no
panzer: We don't know each other because it's difficult for one to understand themself.
panzer: dose the other wish for me to dumb down his speach
panzer: There is no other, just oneself.
panzer: but we hae seperate thought processes... therefore there must be two enteties in one
panzer: Are you sure of that? We are the same thought. You are actually thinking out these blue messages as they get sent to your computer. You, we, I, the same entity, is speaking to oneself.
panzer: ha ha ha... i have not enjoyed talking to myself in a while... let alone debate with onesself.... but if we are the same thought what am i thinking of
panzer: ps they are red on my end
panzer: therefore because you see blue and i see red we are two different thought processes
panzer: if we were one you would see as i see which is red
panzer: but you see blue
panzer: You see the messages received as blue.
panzer: Which is why I said blue.
panzer: aah
panzer: so there fore what ever i think wil come up as blue on my screen
panzer: then i am waiting for the thing i am thinking to pop up
panzer: But do you truely know what you're thinking about?
panzer: aah... that is the question and the answer is no... only the party led by big brother knows what we are thinking about and the party interperts this in the way it should be
panzer: only a true citizen of ocieana would know this to be true
panzer: Well played myself.
panzer: quite
panzer: Drasticly.
panzer: so do you conceed
panzer: myself
panzer: for the party is allways right
panzer: Yes.
panzer: You should know that.
panzer: yes...
panzer: i should know what?
panzer: The answer.
panzer: the answer is the party and will allways be the party
panzer: I concur.
panzer: hay *i tip my hat to my opponent atm*
panzer: Aye.
panzer: i have not had a conversation like this in a while... and i thank you for making me use my brain
panzer: Your very welcome myself.
panzer: lol...
panzer: did you see that argument comming myself?
panzer: Yes.
panzer: then if you parried that argument what counter parry did i have in store
panzer: The message you see as red.
panzer: aah
panzer: so i would have said..."aah"
panzer: then i would have failed
panzer: and blue would have won
panzer: We would have failed.
panzer: but the party can never fail
panzer: Game over.
panzer: Continue?
panzer: correct sit
panzer: sir
panzer: we have divided by 0
panzer: and what do we see but the party
panzer: and only the party
panzer: k
panzer: so wats your real asl?
panzer: Why would a deviant promote their real asl?
panzer: because that deviant promote has intrested me
panzer: One would simply provide sufficient entertainment to themself and lie. 8/f/Mexico
panzer: 8 eeh
panzer: i see but i am not intertained by an 8 year old from mexico
panzer: entertained*
panzer: I expected that from myself.
panzer: but what is my aim
panzer: or msn
panzer: Adding oneself is rather useless, the answer is the party.
panzer: aah... but one dose not add ones self through the party because we are all the party
panzer: but one can add one
panzer: to bcecome 5
panzer: so to remember my msn i wosh to be reminded... the answer will come as blue on my screen
panzer: I fear you have been mistaken.
panzer: A part of the brain has flickered and you have forgotten.
panzer: how soo
panzer: It will come as red on your screen.
panzer: but the other side of the brain knows and it shall come as blue on my screen
panzer: That seems rather inefficient to use two parts of the brain for one memory.
panzer: or is it
panzer: Yes.
panzer: because we as the party are one as a whole but we do not all know what the other part is thinking
panzer: unless that one is big brother... then he knows all
panzer: So you're big brother?
panzer: no because if i was i would know the answer to my aim
panzer: or ms
panzer: msn
panzer: and you would also be big brother
panzer: if thsi was true
panzer: But what if I was actually a spy?
panzer: a member of the thought police?
panzer: then i would also be a member of the thought police?
panzer: I see you have thought well, myself.
panzer: that i have... i am still waiting for that msn
panzer: it will show up as blue
panzer: Yes, on my screen.
panzer: no on my screen
panzer: You have failed the party again.
panzer: Game over.
panzer: Continue?
panzer: well if i am correct it is panzer_faust001@hotmail.com
panzer: See, I am correct, it was red on your screen
panzer: so yes continue
panzer: Continue to what? Only the party defines thoughts.
panzer: no only big brother defines thughts
panzer: the party is his body and will
panzer: it as big brother wishes
panzer: and only as big brother wishes
panzer: Does your part know what Big Brother is doing?
panzer: big brother is protecting us from the capatolist pigs
panzer: oh okay
panzer: "oh okay" is not sompthing a party member would say... because it is not in news speek
panzer: It is now. I believe a chemical has entered the brain.
panzer: there is no chemical
panzer: So the party things.
panzer: just the bullet carrying big brothers love
panzer: thinks*
panzer: the bullet carrying big brothers love has entered teh brain killing me... therefore killing us
panzer: but not killing me therefore killing us because we are one with the party
panzer: right
panzer: do you give?
panzer: -shrugs-
panzer: as a prize i wish to know your true asl? it shall come up as blue on my screen
panzer: 78/f/park
panzer: but there is no park in ocieana
panzer: you have lied
panzer: and with that i leave you
panzer: good day good sir/ madam

idk: hi
idk: Hey honey are u a btich
idk: bitch
idk: suck my  richard
Morian: Iced richard Kangaroos? What the forget
idk: forgeter
idk: LOOOOOOOOOL
idk: are u real
Morian: No I'm a computer program
idk: forget!
idk: can i forget u
Morian: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, idk
Lost connection with idk.

Morian: LOL
Pop fish: lol'd
Morian: WI
Morian: N
Morian: Oh god lol
Pop fish: hi lovey mexican spy
Morian: I cannot express my magnitude of laughter right now
Pop fish: Just type "Rofl" like any other interwebs person would
Morian: Ahaha oh man, well I'm going to go pester someone else, see ya
« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 02:29:44 AM by Regulith »

By the way Reg both Pop fish and it's red were me.


Don't tell badspot. :(

We're the only two people on, besides sunny, jo, sheezzy, and some other people I don't remember :(

Morian: :(
morian: ohh
Morian: Are you also a pop fish?
morian: whre u from?
morian: nope
Morian: I'm from the magical land of Mohd
morian: good
Morian: 999th street
morian: u boy or girl?
Morian: Neither, I am naught but a computer program designed to imitate a human.
morian: so what u want to talk about
Morian: Nothing in particular. Farewell, morian.

You again? :/
« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 02:37:59 AM by Regulith »


:o

Also:

Fajotty: OHHHH
Fajotty: COOL NAME
Morian: You rhyme with jarate
Fajotty: wtf is a jarate?
Morian: How dare you.
Morian: I don't think I can even talk to you.