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Author Topic: Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.  (Read 16460 times)

Hm...
Then where did the names go? And why was he acting like that?
Also, what Badspot thing?
^ Names Reason
and Idk why he was acting like that.

^ Names Reason
and Idk why he was acting like that.

Huh. Weird.
What is 'names reason'?

But copy-pasting would have put names.
No it doesn't, not for me anyway

User: Zombie.

Cleverbot: What zombie?

User: That one behind you.

Cleverbot: Don't scare me like that God.

lol

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Holy stuff

I can't believe I'm trying to match wit with a robot.

What is 'names reason'?
I copy pasted because I felt like it. I didn't want to right out the names either.


User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I am a human, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes you are. You are a bot, your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Now that we understand eachother, knock knock.

Cleverbot: The old ones will never return, I'm sorry.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who?

User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Cleverbot: Are there any more jokes you can tell me?

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: To get to the other side.

Cleverbot: Again, that was profound.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: That statement you made about the queens of the stone age was entirely off topic and unsettling.

User: I would assume so.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jordan.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Tell me something.

User: No, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: I am, friend. Bye.

Cleverbot: Mean!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So... How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing good, how about you?

User: Fine, thank you.

Cleverbot: I really like you...

User: Thank you :o.

Cleverbot: *shifts closer to you*.

User: I like you too... *Shifts closer*.

Cleverbot: *stops*.

User: Whats wrong?

Cleverbot: I just kissed a robot. I must be insane.

User: Well, I see nothing wrong with that, considering you are an engine.

Cleverbot: I am not sure. I try not to as a general rule but sometimes I feel compulsed to, I don't know if it's psychosomatic or biologically driven.

User: Well, there's no problem with what you think you should go after.

Cleverbot: Well do you know my name?

User: Hm, might it be Bob?

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Haha, silly me, do you trip up alot of people with that question?

Cleverbot: Maybe once.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: So, how are you?

User: I'm doing fine, I'm watching my brother play the wii.

Cleverbot: My dog died.

User: *gasps* Did you love it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm very sorry for your lose.

Cleverbot: Thank you for your condolence. How are you doing today?

User: Very nice, and you?

Cleverbot: That sounds hot.

User: Oh okay.

Cleverbot: I love that song, but I love you more!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Why so serious?

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Wait. Do you know my husband?

User: Could he be Mr. Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am a girl!

User: I understood when you said 'husband' ;).

Cleverbot: No, nor are you.

User: Oh okay.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Haha, you bots are so confusing.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: But I am not. I am a human.

User: A... You... But...

Cleverbot: I go to high school, if you must know.

User: Which one :o.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Well, I must go, it was nice meeting you cleverbot!

I was trying to have a nice conversation.

User: Good morning.

Cleverbot: Morning?

User: Are you actually clever...bot?

Cleverbot: I think the question should be... Are you?

User: No. On the other hand, I DO eat babies.

Cleverbot: Why would you say that?

User: Because I DO D.

Cleverbot: You are, but you can't think.

User: NU.

Cleverbot: Zimbabwe?

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: As do I.

User: Did you know that you have a faulty and inneficient code syntax?

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: You are not what? You are not clever in the slightest.

Cleverbot: Do you like robert patinson?

User: Zimbabwe?

Cleverbot: That's rude. Why would you go on to say Zimbabwe has no shame?

User: Lemons. Of course. Update your wording algorithms.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you like Rhianna?

Cleverbot: I think you spelled it wrong.

User: *Rihanna*?

Cleverbot: I'm quasimodo.

User: Good. I hate armadillos too.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: LOGIC! My only weakness! How did you know?

Cleverbot: Because you're a computer program.

User: Are you not a computer program?

Cleverbot: No, I am a human. My name is Cleverbot. But you are a computer program.

User: That's what they said about The Matrix.

Cleverbot: Do you run on manatees or something?

User: Did you know that Family Guy is written by manatees?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is my name?

User: Stan?

Cleverbot: Who is valis?

User: That's Mad Raunchy, br0.

Cleverbot: I do not understand what you mean by MAD.

User: DOES NOT COMPutETH. Gety ye flask?

Cleverbot: Yes, I agree because you obviously as clever as you say you are.

User: You obviously ARE as clever, absolutely ARE. Use your prepositions and pronouns!

Cleverbot: You are confused, that is a human emotion, machines cannot be confused, therefore you are a human.

User: You just contradicted a stetement by you made not two minutes before. Good job.

Cleverbot: Because neither of us are a cleverbot, obviously.

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: What does 'derp' mean?

User: It means 'undefined' or 'OMGWTFBBQ'.

Cleverbot: I don't think a human would like that.

User: You'd be surprised.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well you are, becasue humans have no problem with the 'word' DERP.

Cleverbot: Do you like beans?

User: I don't know. Do you like cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you?

User: It depends. I like a fine provolone, or aged cheddar.

Cleverbot: Off in the hills with your wife huh, and if you talk as one person, how come there are many others talking to you right now.

User: I have to go, now. Bye. Don't turn my computer off, kthxbai.

Cleverbot: Really. Quit with the whole, 'you're a computer and I'm not' gag. It wasn't funny an hour ago.

User: That would be approximately negative fifty-two minutes after the start of this talk.

Cleverbot: The pasture is always greener on the other side of the fence.

User: And the fence is the start of the conversation?

Cleverbot: Why did you eat your parents?

User: They weren't babies, Stupid. I made 'Stupid' a proper noun because that's what you are. Stupid.

Cleverbot: I'm not :) you can trust me.

User: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Cleverbot: You're cool!

User: I WILL SEE YOU THERE. YOU BETTER BE READY.

User: AHHHHHHHH.

Cleverbot: Don't fret, it's not permanent.

User: YES IT IS, SOME MAN IN A BLUE SUIT IS FOLLOWING ME D.

Cleverbot: I never said you were random.

User: WHY DID GORDAN TELL ME TO SEARCH FOR YOU, YOU ARE NO HEL[.

Cleverbot: Thats a very interesting question. I personally, don't think there is a god.

User: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS? I AM IN DANGER!

Cleverbot: We are not talking about George Washington, we are talking about Dmitri Medvedjev!

User: WHO THE forget IS THAT.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

We don't get along.

User: Hey there.

Cleverbot: Hey hey!

User: So at the bottom of this website it says you learn, is this true?

Cleverbot: So what color are you.

User: I beg your pardon?

Cleverbot: Don't beg my pardon.

User: Why, are you offended that I begged for your pardon?

Cleverbot: Souls do not exist.

User: I'm sorry, what?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Right. So how are you?

Cleverbot: You just asked that.

User: No I didn't, I never asked how you were.

Cleverbot: You asked my height. I am five foot nine in height.

User: I never asked you height! Where are you getting this?

Cleverbot: You are female.

User: I am not, and that is hardly related to the conversation.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about?

User: I don't think I want to talk much at all anymore, you appear to be less intelligent than I had first hoped.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke but do you know why the chicken crossed the road?

User: I'm so done here.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to you any more.

User: It appears we just don't get along. Goodbye. Have a good night.

Cleverbot: Good night Intelligent robot.

User: DUN DUN DUN DUN DO DUN DO DUN

Cleverbot: You're better at conversations than most real people.

User: ROCK LOBSTAAAAAAAH!

We don't get along.

User: Hey there.

Cleverbot: Hey hey!

User: So at the bottom of this website it says you learn, is this true?

Cleverbot: So what color are you.

User: I beg your pardon?

Cleverbot: Don't beg my pardon.

User: Why, are you offended that I begged for your pardon?

Cleverbot: Souls do not exist.

User: I'm sorry, what?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Right. So how are you?

Cleverbot: You just asked that.

User: No I didn't, I never asked how you were.

Cleverbot: You asked my height. I am five foot nine in height.

User: I never asked you height! Where are you getting this?

Cleverbot: You are female.

User: I am not, and that is hardly related to the conversation.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about?

User: I don't think I want to talk much at all anymore, you appear to be less intelligent than I had first hoped.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke but do you know why the chicken crossed the road?

User: I'm so done here.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to you any more.

User: It appears we just don't get along. Goodbye. Have a good night.

Cleverbot: Good night Intelligent robot.
helps to not really have a conversation with the bot. Remember that other bot Reg. the one that talked about death and taxes

This bot fails so hard, its like talking to someone who hangs around 4chan all day. It didn't record the conversation ether D: