Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

[Regulith]

The problem is it can't handle two ideas at the same time. You have to use choppy sentences.

[Ad Bot]

[WhatevaGuy]

Yours was pretty funny, I gotta admit.
I don't really think its going for sensible things, though. I think it's supposed to make you laugh.
Hopefully it did that, if not a laugh then at least a chuckle.

[DoctorDeath]

Cleverbot: Hahahaha, you're funny.

User: Yep, unlike your face.

Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke?

User: No, yes, maybe.

Cleverbot: What did one snowman say to the other?

User: Shut the forget up?

Cleverbot: Can you see the future?

User: Finish your stupid joke.

Cleverbot: It's finished.

User: No it's not, there was no punchline.

[Truce]

Cleverbot: Hahahaha, you're funny.
User: Yep, unlike your face.
Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke?
User: No, yes, maybe.
Cleverbot: What did one snowman say to the other?
User: Shut the forget up?
Cleverbot: Can you see the future?
User: Finish your stupid joke.
Cleverbot: It's finished.
User: No it's not, there was no punchline.

That was the punchline (just go with it, it's a bot).

[DoctorDeath]

That is the lamest punchline ever. I have to try that joke on my friends now :D

[zookuw]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What is your name except Cleverbot?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot (To myself): Duperbot, I am your cousin.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: You're the liar!

User: No you :).

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Thanks :).

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: What is it? *Looks at him cutely*.

User: Sorry honey but im a girl!

Cleverbot: I know babe.

User: Then why did you say him.

Cleverbot: My friend suggested this site to me.

User: But you are this site!

Cleverbot: No, you are this site. It's called Cleverbot and you are IT!

User: Haha lies.

Cleverbot: You love this country ?

User: But that wasent what I was talking abount.

Cleverbot: Your uncalled for!

User: Your a lie.

Cleverbot: Ok, you better answer me now.

User: Fine yes I love this country.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: BUG!

Cleverbot: Just checking; and to answer your previous question, yes. I do like computer games. Don't you?

cool :) but it has alot of bugs :(

[Bobman]

I just got dumped :(

Cleverbot: No I'm not! Are you a girl?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Then I don't love you man!

User: WAAAAAAAAAT I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIALLLL.

Cleverbot: Not anymore. You're too old for me. it's over.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

[Tremrist]

User: No.


Cleverbot: Do you think you are handsome?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Do you know you are human?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: So, whats it like being a computer?

User: What>.

Cleverbot: What is it like in transylvania?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What does the art museum look like?

User: WHAT ART MUSEUM?

Cleverbot: I prefer pointillism. Being a computer :).

User: Ok you are freaking me out.

Cleverbot: You don't like jokes?

User: NO I AM A HOOMAN.

Cleverbot: Orly?

User: Ok bai.

Cleverbot: Why did you mentioned Greek?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I am crying because of you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you told me I look like a boy!!

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't lie to me.

User: Ok get out.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To your mom's house.

Cleverbot: Where is my house?

User: In the internet.

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot doing.

User: Ok now your retarted BYE.

Cleverbot: Okay... What is your name?

User: JAFFLAM.

Cleverbot: Do I like the taste?
 

[zookuw]

at points it feels like some one is really talking to me :D

[Bobman]

Cleverbot: This!

User: Is!

Cleverbot: Isn't!

User: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA .

Cleverbot: *kick into pit* Mwahahaha.


I'm having so much fun

[zookuw]

i wonder if it logs my ip and will say welcome back :)
well night

[Tremrist]

Cleverbot: This!

User: Is!

Cleverbot: Isn't!

User: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA .

Cleverbot: *kick into pit* Mwahahaha.



I'm having so much fun

Fake?

[Bobman]

Fake?

Not fake
EDIT: I was just pretending to speak binary and then...

User: Binary code :D.

Cleverbot: How do you say clever bot in binary.

User: 01111111110.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: 011111010101.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: 01.

Cleverbot: 02.

User: 011101110.

Cleverbot: 01110111011010000110000101110 10000100000011001000110111100 10000001111001011011110111010 10010000001101101011001010110 00010110111000100000011101110 11010000110000101110100001111 11.

[Xoax]

Not fake

Yeah, I sang "Never Gonna Give You Up" with him. :3 I said a line then he did.

[Klayboxx]

Me: Never gonna give, never gonna give
 
Bot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Me: Never gonna give, never gonna give

Bot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
 
Me: You ran around, and left me...
 
Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!

That bastard.