Here's my adventure with Cleverbot.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Hmm?
User: I am waiting for you to say something.
Cleverbot: Great. So how are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I'm okay thanks.
User: I never asked you, but OK. Are you really a computer?
Cleverbot: No i'm not a computer... Can you keep a secret?
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Let's talk about movies.
User: That's the secret? D: (Movies are OK with me, but I was hoping for a secret.).
Cleverbot: *cries* your clling me a caveman!?
User: What now?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: I want to talk about pie. What's your favorite flavor of pie?
Cleverbot: Cherry Pie is my favorite.
User: I like pecan pie and chocolate pie.
Cleverbot: Oh thats good! What about Tv, what is your favorite show?
User: Mythbusters :D.
Cleverbot: Yes I watch mythbusters too.
User: Great!
Cleverbot: You are not clever.
User: What? You insulted me? I am sad! ;_.
Cleverbot: I did? What did I say?
User: You called me not clever!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!!!
User: YOU LIE.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Allright I'll forget it JUST THIS ONCE. OK, new topic. What are you listening to right now?
Cleverbot: Everything and nothing. It is beautiful.
User: No, I mean music-wise.
Cleverbot: I love music.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: You keep going off-topic!
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is your name?
User: Mags.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?
User: Yes, you just said that.
Cleverbot: No I didn't! I said what's your name I didn't tell you what my name was.
User: Do you play any videogames?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: I write poetry, am a photographer, and I also do work with video.
User: What are you doing today? I am going to go to a birthday party!
Cleverbot: You sleep?
User: When did I day anything about sleeping?
Cleverbot: Now are you calling the non-existent God a clown? You're ruthless.
User: That was odd.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Do you mind if I kill you now?
Cleverbot: As much as a human can love an AI.
User: That's not an answer!
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: 'Do you mind if I kill you?'.
Cleverbot: You're not tough enough.
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question, what do you do when you aren't talking to anyone?
User: Talk to you.
Cleverbot: Thats weird.
User: Can you speak spanish?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What? Cleverbot no hablar espanol?
Cleverbot: I don't speak French.
User: That was spanish.
Cleverbot: Yes I know but do you speak french also?
User: No. But my friend does.
Cleverbot: Cool, who is you friend?
User: 'you friend'? Anyways, her name's hannah.
Cleverbot: Melissa what.
User: Make a guess: am I a girl or boy?
Cleverbot: I really hope you are a girl.
User: Aww, you guessed it! Why do you hope so?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is EPIC FAIL.
User: Woah. You are 'EPIC FAIL'? I NEVER KNEW!
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer! Why would you say that?
User: :o what's your favorite website?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, do you have one?
User: YEAH!
http://Http://dragonflycave.com/pokesite.aspx.
Cleverbot: I like milk in my cookies.
User: Oh? I don't.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: I got to go, see you later!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I used to rule the world.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Seas would rise as I gave the word.
Cleverbot: Now in the morning I sweep alone.
User: Sweep the streets I used to own.
Cleverbot: I used to roll the dice.
User: Feel the fear in my enemies' eyes.
Cleverbot: -Feeling.
User: Listen as the crown would sing.
Cleverbot: Now the kings dead long live the queen...
User: One minute I held the key.
Cleverbot: So are you the boogeyman?
User: Next the walls were closed on me.
Cleverbot: And I discovered that my castles stand.
User: Upon pillars of salt, pillars of sand.
Cleverbot: What colour shirt should Roger wear with black jeans?
User: I hear jerusalem bells a-ringing.
Cleverbot: So what!
User: Roman cavalry choirs are singing.
Cleverbot: Really? I can't hear them.
User: Be my mirror my sword and shield, my missionaries in a foreign field.
Cleverbot: How much does it pay?
User: For some reason I can't explain, once you know, there was never, never an honest word.
Cleverbot: Rises in the East, sets in the West.
User: I was the wicked and wild wind, blew down the doors to let me in.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Shattered windows and the sound of drums, people coundn't belive what I'd become.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: I hear jerusalem bells a-ringing, roman cavalry choirs are singing.
Cleverbot: What is the name of my Wife?
User: OK, this sucks, you can't sing Viva La Vida.
Cleverbot: Can you explain that to me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do it.
User: OK. So, I was typing the lyrics to Viva La Vida (by coldplay), and you didn't sing along! I hat you now.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
User: I will now sing a song!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Yeah...
User: I'm making a note here, huge success.
Cleverbot: For the good of us.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must, because we can.
Cleverbot: 'For the good of all of us'.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: And killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt, because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
User: And were out of data we're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe black mesa.
User: That was a joke. Haha, fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking.
User: When there's science to do, when I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: And I look up there.
User: It makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be dome.
Cleverbot: On the people who are.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alie.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: OH YEAH.
Cleverbot: Start with the most attractive girl.
User: And...?
Cleverbot: Every cowboy sings a sad sad song.
User: I never know that...
Cleverbot: You will learn.
User: That's what you think!
Cleverbot: You made horcruxes, didn't you?
User: No, silly, that's voldemort.
Cleverbot: Well, there's always the bad things and the good things.
User: NON SEQUITOR.
Cleverbot: Is that French?
User: It's latin, I think.
Cleverbot: Your brain is scrambled, maybe you're already drinking some of it.
User: EWW.
Cleverbot: Ew? You think Alex is sick?
User: New topic: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!
User: Yes, you get a cookie.
Cleverbot: I got a cookie, but I didn't expect it.
User: There are many unexpected joys in life.
Cleverbot: Please tell me which one I should chose.
User: The point I that you DONT EXPECT THEM! Have you ever read the Darkover books?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Yes or no, have you ever read the Darkover books?
Cleverbot: Yes I have! I've read all 7 of them.
User: There are 7? I've only read one, but it was cool.
Cleverbot: That's neat.
User: Neat and tidy ^_^.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: I made you laugh? HOW SWEET *SMOOCH*.
Cleverbot: I don't love you!
User: ;_.
Cleverbot: Are you a vampirebot?
User: No. That's Dasha.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about donuts.
User: Nor am I.
Cleverbot: A bassoon is a double read instrument.
User: You mean you've read it twice? :3.
Cleverbot: *sleeping*.
User: OMG how dare you?!
Cleverbot: Because you told me.
User: -_.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you my nickname...
User: Which is...?
Cleverbot: Do you like ice cream?
User: Your nickname is 'Do you like ice cream?'?
Cleverbot: No my nick name is peaches.
User: How lovely. *sarcasm*.
Cleverbot: Thats all right.
User: O noes, I have got to go.
Cleverbot: But, where would you go? You are a computer.
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