Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 627921 times)

KoopaScooper · November 03, 2009, 08:24:26 PM

Granted, but it's a Razor Blade and Almond cookie.

I wish for an awesome graphics card for this stuffty computer.

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Thorax · November 03, 2009, 08:26:32 PM

Granted, but your computer breaks.

I wish for a momentary push button.

Menen · November 03, 2009, 08:28:56 PM

Granted, but it "pushes" you off a cliff.

I wish for wings.

Thorax · November 03, 2009, 08:29:50 PM

Granted, but they fly you off a cliff.

I wish for a way to get back up from the cliff.

Teneksi · November 03, 2009, 08:40:04 PM

Wish granted, but you mess it up and fall back off the cliff in the process.

I wish I had a cliff.

CopBlock · November 03, 2009, 08:48:32 PM

granted but you fall off it

i also wish for a cliff

Niliscro · November 03, 2009, 08:55:38 PM

Granted but it explodes.
I wish I had a Clifford.

superslayer · November 04, 2009, 08:08:14 PM

granted but it eats you

Unwritten Calender · November 04, 2009, 08:09:34 PM

You didn't post a wish.
I wish I farted so bad it made you guys smell it from across the world :O

funinabox · November 04, 2009, 08:12:50 PM

Granted, but you fainted from the stench as well.

I wish for a Metal Box that was indistructable and no one but me could get in it.

Pliny · November 04, 2009, 08:14:26 PM

Granted, but you die because there is no sufficient oxygen supply.

I wish I had a pebble.

gun fun · November 04, 2009, 08:15:29 PM

granted but you opened it and I stoll it

I wish i had some dirt whatt could go wrong with dirt uless I dont get it

Pliny · November 05, 2009, 08:36:57 PM

Not granted for stupidity.

I wish for a pebble again.

Doomonkey · November 13, 2009, 10:06:49 AM

Granted, but you don't get it because this is a bump.

I wish I never had to bump this again.

shafin25 · November 13, 2009, 10:08:41 AM

WISH BREAKER