Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 517896 times)


Granted but then society collapses because everything is free and they realize that it's your fault and they kill you.

I wish I would stop posting in this thread.


granted, but you get bored

i wish i had more wishes

Granted, but A paradox happens.


I wish i can fly :D

You become a fly (hey, you can fly) and then get swatted to death.

I wish there weren't any idiots on these forums.

Granted, but they are replaced by incredibly smart people that make everyone else look like idiots.

I wish i had more jelly D:

granted, but you have no more peanut butter.

I wish i was KING OF DA WORLD

Granted, but you're that horrible king that everyone hates and decides to assassinate.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted, but you wish for nothing.

I wish I could transform into anything.

Wish granted, but you don't know how to.

I wish i didn't have to wish

Granted, but you another Paradox was caused.


I wish I knew how to transform into anything.

Granted, but you another Paradox was caused.


I wish I knew how to transform into anything.
Granted, but you accidentally transform into an idiot, forgetting how to transform back.

I wish I had something better to do right now.

wish granted but you stared at a diffrent part of your room.

i wish for jerry to have some cookies

Granted, but they killed him.

I wish for this thread to end.
Granted, but then this post happens... :(

granted but then the wish exploded

i wish for ice cream sandwhiches to fall from the sky

granted but then the wish exploded

i wish for ice cream sandwhiches to fall from the sky

Granted but then your wish and wish catch are stupid so the government sent a special squad of soldiers back in time and they made you not wish your wish, and your wish catch.

I wish I would SERIOUSLY, stop posting in this thread.