Wish Granted, but...

[tapemaster21]

Granted, Chuck Norris would kill you and take it from you.

I wish all the people on planet earth would dissapper, 'cept for my friends.

[Ad Bot]

[gegc]

Granted, but you forgot to exclude yourself...

I wish I had enough imagination to come up with a wish.

[DarkKnight]

ha, you wish.

I will for you to go away,die,roll down a hill,hit some spikes,roll over a spork,hit some water then float slowly to the bottom.

[Zor]

wish granted, but i die right away like you said so i am unconscious for all the following events. when i finally get to the bottom, i end up in Atlantis, where the magic peoples there revive me and heal me and i live an eternal life of immortality, fame, wealth and happiness.

i wish i had enough time to play rise of nations before my name is earl comes on

[Muffinmix]

Granted but you only have 30 seconds.

I wish wishes could wish for more wishes nailing them more wishes to wish with.

[Oxcorp]

Wish granted for the wishes but they wished their wishes with their wished wishes.
I wish I had a Playstation 3

[DarkKnight]

No, Your too poor.

I wish for nothing.

[cncwarlord]

wish granted, but now purple fluid inside your brain is pressuring on your skull
I wish the world would hurry up and make up its mind on apocolypse now or later

[Zor]

Wish granted. The world decides to get Uwe Boll  to make Apocalypse Later, an unbelievably bad sequel to Apocalypse Now. It sucks so bad it almost ruins the original for you. This hurts your soul.

i wish i knew what to do

[cncwarlord]

Wish granted, but now what you want to do is so horrible you wish you didnt want to know

i wish that Richard Nixon had been a hippy-president

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then he makes a law stating everyone MUST do drugs and everyone of that generation dies of overuse of drugs, making us stop existing :O

I wish I knew why my topic LIVES again :D

[Mr Smash]

Granted, but I deleted some important information and readied some personal information and posted some on the internet wile editing your mined to add the information you requested.

I wish that Barry Scot will stop punching his kids in the face saying "CILLIT BANG!".

[Muffinmix]

Granted but now he punches them in the face saying "HELLS YEAH!" instead.

I wish I knew the purpose of meaning.

[Sumohz]

Granted, but you become brain-dead.

I wish I was dead, went the hell, and unable to be reincarnated, turned into a zombie, and saved.

[Monty]

wish granted but your save got corrupted.

i wish that  would stop eating my  s.